We risk just looking...old; old and dowdy.

Clearly, the word ‘natural’ has ceased to have any real meaning...

I had 60 as my goal to grow out my gray. And now that that is uncomfortably close, I am re-setting the goal post.

Wigs: Get You Someone Who Can Do Both.

As others have stated, male calicoes are a thing, just rare, and usually always sterile with undeveloped testes I believe. 

Males can be calico, it’s just quite rare compared to females. Kind of like how most orange cats are male, but not all of them.

I’m going to dig into this development, stay tuned

Calico cats are only female. This is one buff shirtless lady cat.

I was going to ask if she doesn’t have anyone on staff that could’ve told her that this was a lousy idea, but then I remembered her hair and make-up and realised that, no, she does not.

Def not but I am totally going to wear it to relatives homes I'm obligated to visit who have an Alexa (who incidentally don't have dogs. Are dog haters more likely to trade their privacy for convenience?). Alexa freaks me out.

So I’m going to buy an Echo, then buy this to disable my Echo and piss off my dog at the same time...?

What is the protocol for talking about famous people with mental illness, especially when they seem to be relapsing or in a manic phase or what have you?

Take out the technoguts so you could scale it down a little, and I would absolutely wear this. But then appx 60% of the plumbing and electrical repair aisles at Lowe’s read as “jewelry!!” to me, so.

Counter argument: That’s not side boob. That’s cleavage. Side boob is the outter boob.

her side boob steals the show imho

Sorry, I kept getting kinjaed because an ad won’t load, thanks to that fucking herb Jim Spanfeller.

This thing is deceptive because most of a donut’s problems deliciousness come from it being deep fried bread.

Problem?