we all will have to make sacrifices

But The Sun’s reporting paints a royal house in a bind: Does Andrew go to America to clear his name or does the royalty maintain its mystery? “It’s a difficult predicament,” the anonymous source said.

“being introduced” is such a royal way of saying “sex trafficked”

I have many feelings I would like to cancel, mostly about politics and my father and other stuff that sucks

Remember when missionary won?

I cannot overstate enough how much you are not missing anything. White Claw tastes like what robots think fruit should be. Plus, of course, a moderate amount of low-quality alcohol.

Yet we should definitely cancel “feels.” 

LOL. You think anyone in his circle tells him anything negative? Oh sweet summer child.

Yep. Joan has a graphic credit under the header image. Joan dropped Kim and Kanye into the video stills that are the second set of images in this post.

Definitely shopped. If you google the outfit (yes I took that bullet for you) you can see the shots of them were taken at the WSJ Innovator awards.

It does indeed appear shopped. That weird hard outline around them. And that one of her alone. Screams cut and paste.

It’s weird that it says the orange neutralises red hues.  I have rosacea, and my best friend has a port wine birthmark. All of the products we have seen to cover the redness are GREEN

Why wear suits 2 sizes too big or ties 4 inches too long? The man didn’t even know how to properly wear a waistcoat when he met the Queen. The oversized suits “make him look slimmer” and the ties “taller.” I’m sure he believes the orange makes him look healthier. There is literally no rationale to this man’s behavior.…

look, he is not a professional make up artist, but he thinks he is.

for those “heavy flow” days

are k and k photoshopped into these pictures? the one on the right looks weird - like they aren’t really standing on that floor.  the proportions seem off on all of them?

100%. People would have dunked on the skinny woman’s life being “changed” no matter what, but if the actress had just played this a bit differently (or the director directed her to play it differently), I think it wouldn’t have been nearly as remarkable. But after she gets the Peloton, at no point does she look like…

“I currently sit here hoping that I’ll be able to continue auditioning for commercials without any taint,” he writes.

‘s why I think it’s funny when people are like “why are you so outraged about a commercial,” and I’m like, dude, I am not outraged about this commercial. I’m outraged by Mitch McConnell and Donald Trump and things that actually have long-range consequences. The word for how I feel about this ad is “critical,” which is…

“Her preferred style is more minimalist, white, sparse, and slightly modern.”