“FourFiveSeconds” is the only song involving Kanye that I will listen to from beginning to end without shame.  Because the awesomeness of McCartney and the goodness of Rhianna make up for the mediocrity of KW.

Do you know how cold permafrost is?

This dumb motherfucker paid Trump a million dollars to get put in the national spotlight, and a finger on the monkey paw slowly curled.

Wow, Johnny Deep’s really doing his best to make sure anyone who might have missed the prior emails and memos know he’s an insufferable asshole.

It’s appalling that there are any physicians who would agree to this shit in the first place. It’s completely unethical to do a pelvic exam for this “purpose” TO BEGIN WITH. TI is gross for wanting it, but the MD is even more gross for doing it.

Let me get this straight: A child rapist’s crime being caused by a glove from outer space and using puppet mock ups of his real, living victims that didn’t give permission for any of this is the moral version to this guy?

Hey Caitlin, I appreciate the way you wrote up the Melissa Benoist blurb. Seems like a lot of the internet is focused on identifying her partner at that time (which I gather is pretty obvious), but I can’t help but think that she didn’t name him because that’s not the takeaway she wanted for us.  Thanks for staying on…

This! Ever since the daylight savings time change when I leave work it’s pitch black outside the employee entrance of my job. I have to walk a block before there’s a street light and I’m the only woman who’s scheduled to leave after dark. I’m furious and scared every night when I leave. My boss just shrugs off my…

He would have assaulted her no matter what she said or didn’t say.

Most men don’t understand the fear of walking down a street. Or how always we start thinking of ways to defend ourselves—if that random stranger comes my way I’ll kick him on the balls, or I’ll run that way. If I scream will people hear me? Should I pull the handles of cars and hope they have alarms. And then the…

Hey Joan, thanks for not running the blind item about celebrities at AA meetings. As a person that’s attended meetings, having your anonymity blown is never cool.

Everyone once in a while I’ll read an article about Remini and her anti-Scientology campaign and I’ll catch myself thinking “move on from this already,” but then I remember that the people behind Scientology are fucking evil and ruin peoples’ lives and I think - actually Leah, continue to fuck their shit up and don’t…

The amount of times the word ‘love’ (or its variations) is incorporated into your divorce announcement is probably directly proportional to how acrimonious the divorce will be.

In the immortal words of one of our greatest philosophers:

I actually feel guilty for having been fooled for so long.

“When I come up for parole, they’re not going to hear me say that I have remorse.”

I read it as “Neanderthal” and not “Indigenous,” but you make a good point.

There might be a formula with celebrity marriages in there somewhere. Assuming they always get married on a Saturday ... and divorced on a Monday (first thing Monday morning!) wouldn’t that mean each would be a factor of 7 after subtracting 2?

That’s not the point at all. It’s that all of us are already carrying a certain amount of emotional burden on any given day. There is nothing narcissistic to recognize their are moments in which we don’t have the bandwidth to safely carry other people’s.

On the one hand, it IS good to check in with people before you’re about to dump something on them. It feels like an ambush sometimes when someone just dumps a bunch of heavy emotional stuff when you aren’t in a position to handle it or respond. If someone just woke up or is running late, they’re not going to be in a…