Honestly, this site’s defense of Katie Porter is gross. Certainly, the revenge porn and abuse by her ex are awful and a problem to be discussed. The fact that Katie Porter is a victim of this does not exonerate her at all for having an improper relationship with a subordinate. The fact that men have gotten away with…

Esther, it feels like everything is on borrowed time at this point, so I just wanted to say thanks for all your work here. Jezebel has been “my” corner of the internet for 8 years, and I’m not exaggerating when I say that there were some days when looking forward to reading Jez was the one thing I could bring myself…

Wait, was Hunter Biden’s dad president?

Funny, when my brother got mugged not once but twice, my parents never questioned the fact he was walking home alone late at night or that he had cash on him. The police took his statement like business as usual. My mother wanted to “catch the bastard that did this.”

A propos of nothing, if any writers on this site decide that they want to go freelance and write their own blog away from corporate overlords, I will contribute to a Patreon to help them do so.

My heart isn’t ready to go on.

That’s one Spin on it.

I wish Jack could have boarded that door and survived, but ultimately he sacrificed himself to save the one he loved, and the beauty of their union that despite its short life is everlasting.

“Man, if only he hadn’t driven on that road he wouldn’t have been hit by a drunk driver. Just goes to show, you need to think about the consequences of your actions.”

They’ve posted nothing but sports stories today...

I mean, it should be, “Oh look, here’s some nudes, great. Now let’s talk about their climate policy.”

oh my god did you call kids fuck trophies, my god, my god.

this is a really valid point that i didn’t think about...

Oh yeah? I have five homes, three wives, and a mech suit made out of Lamborghinis. What could a Poor like you possibly understand about glamour?

To him, marriage is a transaction and nothing more. He lacks the empathy and humility to understand that his point of view on marriage is not the norm, because people outside of Donald Trump aren’t really real to him.

Does he really think that crying because your husband might imminently die is unusual? Really? This is almost more baffling than the whole sweeping the forests thing. Almost.

Jezspin forever

My god is this your life, just being a prick for no reason, your kids don’t even call you anymore and there’s a gas leak in your home. 

Um. Hello. You have a scarf you use to keep satan from getting into your office through the AC. It is, essentially, a satan catcher. And you used it to cover a doll, which is, essentially a demon vessel.

What did you think was going to happen?

It’s like spreading the moist chia seeds on the clay Bob Ross head and being…

This really fucking sucks. I come here for all kinds of news, and deadspin is part of my news. Or was. I appreciated their willingness to show how sports and the wider world fit together. One can’t just ‘stick to sports’ if one genuinely loves sports because SPORTS ARE MORE THAN A FUCKING GAME, AND SO ARE UNIONS. ✊✊✊🖕