Take your damn star, you earned it. 

I dunno, thinking about your mom’s hands usually helps me

i dont know why i’m laughing so hard at “mom” but i love it. i love a well placed mom. 

A corollary to the “Most Famous Person” question is, “what person really doesn’t need ID?” Like, there is no way you could mistake that person for anyone else.

I couldn’t help but read this as a basketball starting 5. In which case I definitely like having Buddha coming off of the bench. Seems like he’d have the temperament to be the quintessential 6th man.

A “shelled” pistachio means it has the shell removed. In yet another inexplicable quirk of the English language, to “shell”, verb, means to remove the shell from a nut, seed or pod. So perhaps his girlfriend assumed the shell had already been removed if he was referring to them as “shelled pistachio”?

I give the edge to historical figures being the most famous. How many people are going to remember somebody like Cher or even Michael Jackson in 200 years?

I feel like that whole “No depictions of him ever or woe unto you” thing probably hurts Muhammad in the fame department vs. Jesus who, say what you will, knew how to brand.

I don’t know. In order to be famous somebody would have to be able to recognize your face, right? Well, just try to get somebody to accurately depict the prophet Muhammad. All of a sudden everybody’s memory gets real foggy.

My top 5 in no particular order: Muhammed Ali, Hitler, Shakira, Ronald McDonald, Mao Zedong

The wording definitely triggered my MRA spidey sense.

That being said, I know men who are survivors who’ve fallen into that sphere. It’s quite easy for male victims to fall for their bs. It can take a long time for them to understand how toxic masculinity/patriarchy caused that isolation, and lack of support that made…

“Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?”

Epstein: I like to Abuse Young girls

This stupid fucking Stewart column is the epitome of burying the lede. If your interview subject WANTS to talk about his crimes - the thing that he is most notorious for - why the FUCK would you keep veering away? Even if it’s just on background and you feel queasy about violating that agreement (which, please)...…

Agreed. Not trying to nit-pick his words, but using “females” instead of “women” always rubs me wrong.

I’m sorry for any victim of sexual abuse, and Kloss has my sympathies. This is a credible story of abuse. His rhetoric skews a little MRA-lite though and that’s troubling—I wish he were using his story to encourage more male victims of sexual abuse to come forward instead of saying “Look! Males aren’t the problem!”…

Fuck this puritanical society for making nipples shameful in the first place.

Someone was upset with me once and was threatening to disclose sensitive info about me to potential employers. I called the cops and reported harassment and attempted extortion. They checked it out and ultimately declined to do anything beyond taking a report. It did end up being a part of her child custody hearing…

Me and friends have been trying to get Pedophisle to catch on, great minds think alot.

Eww. The only Pedophile Island should be a barren one where we maroon all the pedophiles.