The girl who played Tara? That's my only takeaway.

For all I know, Dunaway’s always been difficult. But this extreme behavior strikes me as very typical of someone who’s falling into dementia: not only the inability to remember simple lines, but the flashes of extreme temper. It’s very upsetting when you feel unsure of what’s going on around you, and senility breaks…

To be fair, from the East Coast many routes to Australia run east.

Brody had a similar notion, though Miley was not down for it:

Bette Davis knew about “Miss Dunaway” for years.

Liam is doing just fine.

I think Liam has to  hook up with Brody to complete the spouse-swapping square and who knows, maybe find happiness finally

apparently fled across the Atlantic Ocean to Australia

Is anyone?

Yup. Maybe I’m cynical, but I start looking for trouble when a couple that had before seemed like they’d be happy just cohabiting forever (see also: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie) finally gets married. Not because I think marriage changes their relationship, but because I suspect a wedding is sometimes used as a way…

Speaking as a southerner, those are not southern accents and are the thing I find most offensive about the trailer. It is Republicans who say those are Republicans being hunted, hence their outrage. 

I forgot. This is, wildly enough, my first time covering a celebrity split for Jezebel. Famous people usually announce their breakups on weekdays I guess?

It’s adorable when people think their love life is too complex to grasp. Humans have been at this thing in every single permutation for centuries. We are all still stumped. The reasons for this split are just as mundane as Jane Nobody’s failed marriage. Have a stadium of seats Ms. Cyrus.

Great, now we'll be treated to interviews about how she's not a regular divorcee, she's a ~cool~ divorcee

This morning William Cohan from Vanity Fair was on MSNBC and he said that Jeffrey Epstein INTRODUCED Donald Trump to Melania. Really? So many questions, starting with what the hell was her connection to Epstein?

Especially considering he’d already tried to kill himself once in there. My guess is they let this happen to protect the other high profile people who have been implicated. I’m extremely pissed.

If there’s to be any justice, and I was never optimistic there ever was going to be, the government has to go after Epstein’s accomplices and cohorts, including his defense team that got him that illegal sweetheart deal. Prince Andrew, Alan Derschowitz, George Mitchell, Ghislaine Maxwell, Donald Trump, etc. All of…

I was so looking forward to hearing him sing. How was he not on 24 hour suicide watch? Fuck.

Driving back and forth to LA a couple times this summer, I’m seeing more of these on the road, and there are even a few companies that rent them. I’d much rather drive a campervan on a winding mountain road that what amounts to a fucking aircraft carrier with wheels.

Seriously, look how much more VIP this ultra-expensive Newell looks with just three almost-straight lines on the side: