Nude mesh high-heeled bootie. That is what it is supposed to look like, I guess... but you’re totally right, it does give the sock-tan look!

Okay, the pup is adorbs, but the alien baby is kind of freaking me out

Why is it so hard for so many people to just not be an asshole to (fat) people?!?!

“...#MeToo resisters... warn of the death of “romance”—the implication often being that it is romantic for men, in particular, to aggressively and coercively pursue women.”

Harron, thank you for introducing us to the appalling Teen Bo$$ magazine. They wish Jojo would grace their pages, but she’s probably too busy raking it in over at J-14.

Thank you all for keeping the Gawker spirit alive! :-) 

Oh no honey, please don’t be doing what Jared does!!! (What he does is misogyny)

Could we please exchange Jared Leto for Jordan Catalano?!?! Specifically, a Jordan Catalano who does not grow up to be Jared Leto.

Rainbow without orange and purple just kind of falls flat for me...

This “these accusations could happen to any man” business almost makes me wistful for the old days of #NotAllMen.

‘Arnold claimed Burnett “went apeshit,” choked him, and “ran away with his torn pink shirt & missing gold chain.”’

It’s like he doesn’t realize we can all see that he’s obviously worried he will be held accountable for his own past misbehaviors...

One of my faves is Judith snuggling with the head of Holofernes after she’s beheaded him:

You say to-mah-to and I say felonious assault!

If the pig gets too big for your luxury apartment, you just buy the pig its own apartment! Jeez, it’s not like this is hard...

I need to make an uncomfortable confession. Last night I had a dream that Justin Bieber met me and wanted to kiss me, and I was going to let him, because then I was going to be able to tell everyone I kissed the Biebs.

Not only did they vote to remove Mention of Hillary Clinton, they voted to add Moses as a figure influential to American politics. Because clearly, if you want to understand the US political landscape in 2018, the other candidate in the most recent election is clearly not as relevant as a guy who may or may not have…

Bella Harris has the Bratz doll look nailed!

Helluva way to define “soulmate”... if that’s what they are, then I definitely definitely don’t want one

I was five, and I had bangs. I very much did not want to have bangs. I asked a teacher how you got rid of bangs, and she told me you grew them out.