Ooh Prachi, I’m glad you cited the idea of “the personal is political.” I am so ready for personal misdeeds to have political consequences. That’s so much of what this moment is about. God I don’t want it to end

It’s good to see he’s really learned something from all this, and isn’t just making it all about himself!

That rainbow sole is SO GOOD

Bless you Mimi, for providing the J-14 and JoJo content I never knew I needed before now!

Goats and corgis are solid content, Harron! I wonder if those articles were published next to ads for anti-aging serum for goats and hair care products for glamorous dogs...

Y’all, I remain wholly convinced that “prayer time” is one of the best euphemisms for masturbation ever.

Who doesn’t like to wake up and have a nice half hour of personal “prayer time” before breakfast, amirite?!?! 👋🤛👌☝️✨🎉😋

I thank my lucky stars I never fell for an artistic genius! They seem to make the shittiest husbands.

Harron! Bless you for resurrecting Midweek Madness!

I have a very thin friend who has tried to gain weight, but finds she just poops out all the extra calories and doesn’t gain an ounce. She says it feels like a tragic waste of food

What a hero Striegler is, helping boost the confidence of his young female relative by telling her he wants to have sex with her. Truly the sort of support all young folk need!

What utterly *terrible* advice your friend offered!!! 😧☹️🤯

OMG a dead nose is the stuff of nightmares, gaaah!!!

<gasps> Poop?!?! In the compost!?!? Oh heavens no!!

I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR A NEW LIFE PLAN!

Oh goddess, your spa sounds like a much-needed retreat... Perhaps it can only serve a cis male clientele?!?

“Fact 4: Proves that single black mothers are the worst care takers of kids”

What a terribly not-evil thing you did in responsibly re-homing your cat when you began having unwanted violent fantasies. Great job on that, for reals.

That’s one helluva story, Vince!

Am i the only one wondering if Trump had recently received some sort of H_V medical diagnosis, and was trying to get Bill Gates to explain it to him???