I am loving this look! This is totally what I will wear when taking my oligarch to the cleaners :-)

I don't care if she is chill and fun to hang out with. That is totally irrelevant. She says hateful things and promotes hateful ideas. Her influence is negative. The world is a less good place because of her.

I don't care if she is chill and fun to hang out with. That is totally irrelevant. She says hateful things and promotes hateful ideas. Her influence is negative. The world is a less good place because of her.

Okay, I know we want to avoid counting step-relations or inlaws as relatives... but it would be ever so much easier!

I miss you Laura!!

I'm not comfortable classifying this as a "white whine" sort of thing. Yes, I understand that white people may talk about midwives and anti-vaxxers more than other races, or more than people who are struggling with even more fundamental issues.

I have an important question for Shade Court.

Ally McBeal guest star Robert Downey, Jr.

Cool studies, guys. Has anyone looked into how dumb it makes a dude to have a boner 12 times a day for 85% of his life and the effect on his workplace productivity? Just wondering.

Far more important question though: What about the traditional Republican boutonnieres of puffballs, wheat and polka-dot feathers? We're not losing those precious adornments, are we?!?!?!?!

Robbie, this was fun! I had never encountered this puzzle before, and it was a good one to mull over.

Oh but that was all the rage back then! An attractive wiener was slender and not very long. Big ol' dicks were not classy; they were for livestock or the poor or whatever.

Her father, an irascible baron, hunted his children on horseback, with hounds.

Ha! I love the bathing suit applique on the dress. A++

Maggie Gyllenhaal, is that you???

Are you kidding?!?! OMG castration is so totally interesting. Upsetting, perhaps., but that doesn't stop it from being interesting!

I am really hoping that on stage the fake butt looks the same color as her skin. Although, I suppose a fair-skinned pop star donning a fake butt of color — while it would be totally offensive, obz — might be somehow more blatantly honest about the ass-minstrelry at play here.

Welcome to Jezebel, all. I look forward to seeing what you each have to say :-)

The power you hold, to give out stars, and with them take the world away from gray... It reminds me of in nursery or elementary school, where if you were good, you would get a star next to your name. Such a tiny little sticker, with such validating power!

If this were a true trend piece, the title would be something like, "Men: Are They the New Women?"