Okay, maybe this is a weird thing to say, but I *love* how Jessie J's outfits sort of showcase that her breasts are not large. It is lovely and honest and refreshing. I would like to see more of this sort of thing, where sexy does not have to mean a padded push-up bra.

YES, BREASTS FLOAT!

Yes, this!! It is so similar to people denying that misogyny exists.

Are these undead gentlemen trying to hide their blue penises..?

OMG thank you for your informative reply!!!

If it's vanity sizing, it's not just the larger sizes — I'm a 6 (or was, once upon a time!).

Okay, so I am convinced that as an adult, my feet have actually gotten *smaller.* Is this even a thing that can happen??

I agree! This is the nicest possible lens through which I can imagine Ann Coulter.

Wow, I thought this was a demonic puppet!

Dude is looking like Perez Hilton here!

OMG please Photoshop out what looks like bellybutton lint!

Long blonde curls = Hollywood Standard Hair

Low-rise pants?!?!?! oh ffs

Fuck that! Why does it have to be such a big deal when the lady is older than the gentleman? Johnny Depp and Amber Heard - also mentioned in this Dirtbag - are 23 years apart, and yet it's only the older woman/younger man pairings that you're commenting on. That's a double standard and it's ridiculous.

This picture of Kourtney is hilarious, especially compared to the other two all dressed up.

Hey, remind me again where's the Kevin Spacey magazine cover where he's naked and showing us his ass?

5'2 and 92 pounds... That's the same size as the young woman hounded by Yale for being so thin.

"Blue Ivy, the most vacation-taking baby in the entire universe, lounged around in the tropics with Beyoncé."

I am concerned that the Wild Man pulls on her ankles during the sexing and that has left her legs tragically stretched out.

OMG WFT?!?!?! "If you have never felt oppression don't speak against it." Oh I hate you so much.