I hope the driving feel remains in the 2014 Mini. Many of the little things than made me a Mini Owner in 2003 are being phased out in the BMWisation of the car. The size of the front and rear overhangs are increasing, so they are about the same as a conventional FWD hatch. The rear taillights openings used to be…

WHAT THE HOLY FUCK??!?!!!!

The Paceman and Countryman are the same thing, it is just door count and styling behind the doors. The Paceman should have been called the Countryman Coupe.

Sure does!

As much as a good amount of that may be true. It'd be like saying that a VW Tiguan should be renamed a VW Golf GTI 4x4 because it's basically the same car.

No it's not, the Countryman itself is smaller than a Focus and by far the smallest CUV on the market.

lets just step away from the Mini hate for just one minute Jalop.

Looks good to me. Maybe this can replace the Countryman.

I kinda like it. :/

A tiny little AWD runabout with a turbocharged four banger and a manual gearbox, what's to hate about that?

I didn't like 'em at first either... but turbo, AWD, stickshift, and IIRC, a wonky rear non-differential rear axle setup that uses computer-controlled clutches in the axles that theoretically should allow you to replicate any sort of diff you wanted.

Don't be ridiculous.

Pull up a youtube video and see how packages are sorted behind the scenes. I worked in the post office in various capacities while in college, and some of these guys thought they were Michael Jordan, hitting jumpers from 60-80 feet away into a bunch of labeled bins with amazing accuracy.

You're not special. Your package is not special. Read the bill of lading. Your package is liable to fall up to 48 inches during handling. Public perception of treating a package like this isn't good, but it's reality behind the scenes.

The age of consent is 15 or 16 in almost every state. Completely legal. Creepy, but legal.

But...he paid for a seat for the dog, right? He didn't try to use the service dog status to get him on for free. I've seen people do that before, and they're the worst.

man people are just looking for SOME kind of excuse.

Keep Jalopnik weird.

Ummm, this is not new for Hyundai.