I have one but rarely run it. Usually it’s just a few dishes that barely fill up the machine, and I don’t like putting my pots and pans in the machine.

Ahem...unless the location in question is a budget men’s clothing store, I think you mean “warehouse”.

What was the favorite reasonably priced option?

What was the favorite reasonably priced option?

So, we should seal spoiled food in vacuum bags instead of throwing it away? Shep, you crazy.

So, we should seal spoiled food in vacuum bags instead of throwing it away? Shep, you crazy.

You should DEFINITELY keep throwing away spoiled food.

You should DEFINITELY keep throwing away spoiled food.

I know I am in the minority here, but I like these. It is one of those cars you buy knowing it will cost a fortune to own and maintain. If I seriously had the finances to keep this thing on the road, then sure I would go for it. However I am in a position where I can’t keep it up so will pass.

“Aw, c’mon, your honor! So I threw a dildo. The guy next to me was yelling ‘SHIT!’ the whole game and nobody arrested him!”

Nope.

It was the perfect car for the era. It sold and sold and sold, keeping the name alive. Of course it wasn’t a sports car in ANY way, but had Ford NOT made it, we might not have had the great Mustangs that followed.

And my 1976 MII took me on multiple 600 mile round trips across Texas in the late 70s without a…

What you need is to get a parts Jeep......

If the door is open, the next guy can come in to the stall with his dick out, and since you are peeing standing up I assume your pants are around your ankles... this is how teen pregnancy happens.  read a book dude!

The Viper. It breaks my heart every time it dies.

yeah, don’t use a selfie stick

yeah, don’t use a selfie stick

Dear Salty,

“Non-Consensual Footsie”.

I refuse to watch Weekend at Bernie’s II on principle because it is a Gene pick, and Gene is garbage.

They have a display case at the end of the aisle 

Username checks out.

Small car, biggest motor.