Driving it badly is what we expect of you if you only bring your Jeeping skills to the table.

Towing double trailers is legal in many states, as long as the second trailer is attached to the first trailer, not a car sitting on the first trailer.

Meanwhile, Mexican Radio makes me wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana.

‘tits title’.... do not correct this.

I thought this was ridiculous but the more I scroll and read, the more I’m sold. If I have FU money, this wouldn’t even be a consideration - of course I’m buying this.  It’s the story I can tell at the country club that my peers in their S550s and 750is can’t touch - that’s what the $23k is for.

Sadly, it’s the lesser known of Irish patriotic chants.

Jon: When I was a junior in high school I was a convenience store clerk at a truck stop. I had to clean pubes and blood off in the showers.

People have been putting Chevy motors in z's since the z came out. 

There was a small patch, maybe three feet wide, and I shoved the car into what little space there was.

The other reason for moving the car, LaSha told me, was that her husband wanted to show that it could be done after his friend voiced some doubts.

That looks like it tastes like ass.

Smells are associated with memory. The memory of receiving a video game (most of which have a very distinct plastic packaging smell, while the manual also has a specific sort of printed, plasticy paper smell) is always a happy one as a child. You are literally receiving a physical piece of fun and it has a smell…

Are you dead?
No

“I GOTTA LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE”

Yelp, schmelp. Clearly the correct protocol is to write to The Salty Waitress for the formal Airing of Grievances.

The letter also apparently said Musk’s lawyer is “in the process of preparing a civil complaint for libel against [Musk].” This isn’t particularly surprising; it almost seems like Musk was asking for this in his latest tweet.

He briefly traveled through the Looney Tunes universe.

Is this going to be the next dress?

It was a great time to be 16 (1983 for me). Even if you couldn’t get a Camaro or a Mustang, you could settle for a used V8-equipped Monte Carlo, Maverick, etc.. with posi-track installed and some wide rear tires could move quickly. I was more into offroading, so I was content with my 1974 Dodge Power Wagon short-bed…