That's not what "split-screen" means.

As Michael Ian Black said yesterday, the problem is mental illness, right? Nothing to do with guns, no siree. Just the only country in the world with mental illness.

The best I can recall, Rusty had an issue with feminine rights. He was opposed to women having a say in anything.

It’s still unknown whether or not Houser obtained the .40 caliber handgun he used to murder two women legally.

But, no public outcry re: endemic violence on women? Lone white males who shoot up public spaces every couple days? White male serial killers? No? Still big scary black men are the problem? Oh, and sassy black women. And slutty women in general. Legal abortion, that’s our problem.

Broken vertebrae! Damn. And what it is the deal with white men and mass murder?

well he’s not wrong in the sense that both are non-scandals that for some reason are talked into the ground by unhinged republicans.

I admire your selfishness and give it 10/10.

Marriage is “hard” if as a couple you struggle to communicate, don’t know where your weak spots are, and don’t want the same things out of life or understand how to compromise and sacrifice from time to time.

The whole relationships are hard narrative seems to encourage people to stay in desperately unhappy situations, I’m rounding out a decade in my current relationship and while it’s not always easy I wouldn’t characterise it as hard.

Some people don’t think things are real unless they’re hard. They’re closet Calvinists perhaps?

OH SNAP

Yeah I don’t think that line landed the way she thought it would.

I just read the mom’s op-ed piece. This bit made me giggle:

“’As serious as a heart attack,’ she said, with fury in her eyes.

nothing, exes are exes, if something still hunts you or your partner, you didn’t move on

“Get your animals off my ranch!” is the country music-est of ultimatums.

(Editor’s Note: Bob must not have been doing the job for very long if he was mortified by that question, because servers and cooks say WAYYYYYYYY more fucked-up shit to each other pretty much every day)

“For people who take the strange and religiously proscribed attitude that the Constitution is somehow sacred, these ass clowns sure don’t seem to know much about the Constitution.”