It's sacred, like the bible, so you shouldn't be reading it with your dirty unwashed eyes. You need specially trained interpreters to tell you what is in those documents.

ME EITHER! Won’t it be great when our gun death rates get significantly lower, like other countries with strict gun control laws?

Oklahoma is what the right wing would like for all of America to look like, statistically. The state is incredibly poor and uneducated. People work for comically low wages and attack anyone who tries to change that (proactively passing Right To Work when something like 2% of the workers in the state are unionized;…

I heard one of my coworkers make that joke this morning. The motorcade went right past my work this morning, and most of us were watching it, and another one was saying that she didn’t care and wished they’d crash. Which, really? I don’t recall such venom around previous presidents, not when they were visiting. I…

Yup saw that. It’s embarassing for them considering that they aren’t even correct. The confederate flag has not been banned anywhere...

First off, kudos to the crack writers at 104.5 KRXO for thier “first president to visit a prison, some folks think maybe he should stay there” joke this morning. Just wow, such quality, great writing, wow, so edgy.

So you’re telling me just how great and upstanding they are as people. Well I would say that if they were so great and into community development more that for the looks or the tax benefits that as soon as they saw 250 million cut from education they would have dropped their proposal to have the state pay for part of…

I’m a salt and vinegar kind of girl most days of the week, but I do love the classic Lays with Champagne. Also if there is a sex position tournament, I would like to join in. That sounds fun.

ugh so insufferably likeable

Fucking savage lol. But seriously though Wii U sales are a disaster

saying “this is the world we live in...” followed by sighing about not being able to kill children in videogames

Where were you last night? How to make a sex on the beach was a question at pub trivia and my team missed it

I only saw your first line, minus the smile-face in the alerts and was all ready to reply all, “Well obviously, they’re not, since there’s obviously an issue.” Lol.

nothing wrong with that at all

The media acts as if using smartphones has put new, unheard of strains on our necks because of all the looking down. Excuse me - what about someone who chops vegetables in a kitchen all day, or draws for a living? Are these people notorious for having spinal injuries?

Valid point, but I think a lot of “serious readers” change position a lot. And back in the day, when we didn’t loll around reading in bed and on the couch, but were more proper (your picture), I don’t think there was a lot of hardcore reading marathons because of the lighting involved. If you’ve ever tried to read by…

What brand of folding tablet is she using???

I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.

Visual:

100x times better (and more refreshing) than having sand pounded up your ass.