Gandhi had an intermission. The Right Stuff had an intermission.

I’m pleased that my back-of-the napkin calculation for my fuel cost equivalence was really close to what a think tank came up with after crunching data (I had assumed roughly $1.25 per gallon equivalent to charge my vehicle residentially — they say $1.21). That’s my marginal cost. All of the other costs are sunk…

We had a place (used to be a food truck) that did basically just grilled cheese sandwiches. For $12. I think that came with a handful of chips.

I’m shocked that Lois & Clark wasn’t referenced even once.

I’m shocked that the actual demons on that show, Tony and Steve, didn’t make this list. Appalled, actually.

Fortunately I’m close enough to Canada that we can make the occasional weekend trip to stock up on chocolate and baguettes.

But Ria just gave you an example of how a romance could conceivably bloom organically during the course of gameplay. The developers chose not only to not go down a homosexual route, but to avoid a healthy route as well.

Other options are just wildly inappropriate

Try the Nug-ees from Buc-ee’s if you haven’t already.

Shades of Apple’s “you’re holding it wrong.”

Not very.

I have never even heard of reindeer corn. That is an incredibly cynical attempt by candy makers to get more use out of those candy corn machines. Is there a bunny corn that comes out around Easter that I’m also unfamiliar with?

I buy pricier eggs to help make sure the chickens are treated better. But the flavor of every egg available to me is just meh when compared to the eggs in literally every other country I’ve ever set foot in.

Gotta be honest -- not feeling captivated by any of these moments.

The silver lining? A bunch of right wingers will now willingly buy and play a thoroughly mediocre game.

I ordered from that Twin Cities location just this week on a whim because the kid was having a friend over and GrubHub suggested it. First Rocky Rococo’s I’ve had in just over 30 years. Was pretty good.

When I was in culinary school, we got to tour the kitchen of the Capital Grille in Minneapolis. That is easily one of the cleanest and most efficient kitchens I have ever seen, and the food is great if someone in your party has an expense account.

That’s not crazy at all for a single person.

I backed the Kickstarter near the beginning for like 40 or 60 bones (it's been so long I honestly don't remember), but never spent another dime. Every few months I remember it’s a thing and I update the launcher but never seem to find the time to start it. Repeat a few dozen times over the last 10 years and I’m sure…

“You can’t live your life in fear,” they say as they haul their AR-15 to the deli counter.