You misspelled mortadella.

I use a tortilla press to smash 2 oz of freshly ground beef. They cook up in about 20 seconds per side in a hot skillet, and two of them are basically a quarter-pounder worth of meat. I make a bunch and then let people build their own stacked burgers with as many patties as they want.

Venison makes a pretty darn tasty vindaloo.

Definitely not Persona 5, although I was super stoked that it was over.

A sci-fi anthology series that isn't Twilight Zone, the other sci-fi anthology series he's developing? Someone has found a niche!

That was an awesome scene, which I couldn't find on YouTube. His frustration at being an android was actually moving.

“The Measure of a Man” gets no love here?

There is no protection for the status “who I choose to work for.” This isn’t even an issue of political party status, since I’m sure that restaurant serves Republicans all the time.

Best Buy has it for $29.99 right now. Digital code.

Best Buy has it for $29.99 right now. Digital code.

We distort. You comply.

I was going to say The Mission.

I’ve got both consoles and I’ve been on the fence about which one to preorder this for. Either way, R* gets my money, so it probably doesn’t matter. But this is making me more likely to go with the Xbox.

I don’t think our Thanksgivings have changed, but we’ve added Thanksmas — a full Thanksgiving-style meal halfway between Thanksgiving and Christmas that only friends are invited to. It’s a way to recharge after spending time with conservative extended family members.

And, never mind that abortion is about an order of magnitude safer than giving birth.

2012 called. Said something about a joke.

Participate beyond voting.

All of the post-release updates have been small.

Wow. That is some A+, prime, gold-plated snark like I have never seen around these parts. Kudos.

My brother is a teetotaler in a family rife with alcoholics. I’m happy to see exceptions to learned destructive behavior, but I don’t count on it.