Please don’t procreate.

There’s a European tradition of kitchen hazing by drill-sergeant chefs, who learned in kitchens run by abusers and were happy to carry on the tradition. That’s how more than one guest lecturer at my culinary school described it, and I’ve seen interviews with chefs like Ming Tsai describing how he was hit with a wooden…

Substitute for the butter in your favorite soft pretzel recipe.

In Des Moines, they’re “guinea grinders.” Just as offensive.

“How are you going to pay for it” is probably the dumbest reaction to this. How about the same place that the $60B military increase came from?

Try substituting whole butter for clarified butter. Saves time and/or money.

There are plenty of countries that successfully tax their churches.

Shouldn’t she be covering Ryan Adams instead?

Eva Cassidy’s version, while a little obvious, has the benefit of being heartfelt.

How dare people state an obvious, cheap and efficacious solution to multiple social problems brought up in the article? The nerve!

This was almost exactly my experience, except that I shot her in the leg as soon as she stopped moving — because I was having none of that shit.

I was describing it to the missus and I told her, “It’s such a game.” I described the situation at the end of the John Seed plot line when someone yelled at me to get in a plane and follow him. And I stopped for a second and thought, “Can I do that?” I mean, do I have pilot skills? I guess I do.

I don’t think it can be overstated how weird and wonderful it was for that show to be on NETWORK TV almost 30 years ago. We’d never seen anything even remotely like it.

Standard grocery store. Round plastic tub, by the chicken in the meat case.

He’s experiencing consciousness by hearing voices in his head.

So... are mushrooms going to be a major part of all CBS All Access shows?

The two delusional creators of the bill listed in the story are Democrats, but Frank Ciccone is listed on some voter web site as “pro-life” so I think you might be on to something. (Couldn’t find any info on Hanna Gallo.)

Would almond milk producers have to stop calling itself milk?

But does she feel just like she’s walking on broken glass?

Nigga what?