I didn’t vote for him, and I’m an immigrant. The legal kind. I’m just not dismissive of DUIs, which you diminished the severity of twice in the span of a single sentence.

Another vehicle pulled up and a woman she knew as Dyamond Richardson, 25, got out, chased her down and sprayed bear repellent at her, according to the complaint.

So a DUI is the worst thing this guy did

Perhaps the most amazing thing about the Razer Leviathan Gaming Sound Bar is how it superimposes the name of what you’re playing in the lower right corner of your screen. In case you’ve forgotten what you’re playing.

Perhaps the most amazing thing about the Razer Leviathan Gaming Sound Bar is how it superimposes the name of what…

The network that hired Corey Lewandowski and bent over backward to include a Trumpian on every panel in some misguided effort at fairness? That CNN?

Who’s a good boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

I’ve always disliked this analogy, because the white settlers were clearly conquerors. Comparing them to today’s undocumented immigrants actually serves to justify nativist fears, and will never prompt them to introspection because they’re incapable of it.

Just the brown ones, apparently. Has there been any effort to kick out all those Irish kids who overstayed their student visas?

Suddenly, this song takes on new meaning.

It’s about ethics in dick pics.

A Wyoming voter’s vote for president is worth 118% of my vote based on population, and even higher based on number of eligible voters. Why is that fair?

Obligatory. Plus, look -- I get it. I’m a parent. But not every space needs to be kid friendly.

He’s such a little friend.

Stupid Wayne Tech ponchos.

Fries are oriented incorrectly. 1/10 would not eat.

Jason Van Dyke is still facing murder charges for shooting Laquan McDonald.

That’s a lot of words that seems to boil down to “God doesn’t have to.” That’s fine, but that’s an active choice on God’s part. Choosing to intervene in some cases but not others makes God mercurial at best and a dick at worst — neither of which is part of a “mistaken” atheistic viewpoint. It’s just that the religious…

Her dissertation was in the year 2000. It wasn’t 2,000 words.