Mario... come out to playyyyyy...

Since his passing, some have taken to Twitter to claim that God gave him the cancer that killed him—that his death was divine justice. This kind of thinking is a kind of pre-Enlightenment theological slippery slope whereby we attribute death to divine dealings.

I have come here to chew mushrooms and kick ass... and I’m all out of mushrooms.

They are collectors coins and will not be in circulation.

You’re 100% right. That’s what happens when you attempt comedy without coffee first thing in the morning.

Silly corrections officer made the mistake of doing something illegal outside of prison walls.

I’m just going to go ahead and assume that you’re not married.

It’s worse than that. $25/20 hours. I just put another 75 hours into Witcher 3 in the past month or so.

We use “talk about Christmas” as a code for some reason, but it’s more because we think it’s funny than because we’re trying to fool the kid.

“The Living Daylights” had a pretty complicated double defection, a dark and brooding Bond, and a spectacular pre-CGI cargo plane stunt scene.

It’s been years since she would have been able to feel that punch.

I surprisingly read transitive verbs intransitive.

I clicked on the link and it was available (or will be, in early January) for $25.

I clicked on the link and it was available (or will be, in early January) for $25.

Like you can’t set a clock every month to a PS+ indie platformer.

Not for what I’ve got hooked up to my TV. That’s my point. I never mentioned anything about the games being this-gen.

As of September, all free XBL games for the 360 are backwards compatible on the One.

For this-gen hardware? Sorry I missed them.

Could I have possibly talking about The Swindle?

Absolutely. I was expecting Indie Platformer #387, and I wasn’t disappointed. /s

a bunch of dead blackbirds literally just fell from the sky