Reminded me of this, for some reason. But then I'm old.

Not great. If you grew up with the original, there will definitely be moments that bring a smile to your face. But you'll be scratching your head quite a bit as well.

It's the way languages work when they don't have a language academy like the French established nearly four centuries ago.

Would you care to source any of your ramblings?

True. I mean, we only have dozens of countries that have actually curtailed guns and managed to curtail gun violence, versus your dozens of imaginary situations in which an armed civilian shot the gun out of a would-be murderer's hands.

It did give us this: "Every moment of pleasure in life has to be purchased by an equal moment of pain."

Bulletstorm for $4 is a no-brainer. Coincidentally, that's how much mental power you'll need to get through the game — but I mean that in the best possible way.

You are completely missing the point. Empirically speaking, you don't need yours.

"Yea I hate to say it but, take guns out of the hands of law abiding citizens and the only people that will have them are the criminals." — People still say this stuff with a straight face, like dozens of other countries with strict gun laws just don't exist in the world. Hate to break it to you, but this ain't…

350 hours of gameplay? Multiply that by about 5 for all the time you'll spend fumbling with the keyboard.

That's tough to do with a red, but I believe the Beaujolais nouveau blood of Christ.

Had an idea where we sell flavored wafers to Catholic churches. Would you like the mesquite Body of Christ or the honey mustard Body of Christ?

No, he "played" football for UNA.

My day is complete. Thank you!

Not one Futurama fan?

By the way, thanks to the new deal Netflix has with Disney, The Muppet Movie (1979) is now available on instant view. Watched it tonight with my 1st grader, and goddamn — I really needed that.

Most of the Canadian population lives within 100 miles of the U.S. border. U.S. - based violent thugs must be streaming over the border to pounce on helpless Canadians. Or you're out of your goddamn mind. One or the other.

Poor Canadians. Barricaded in their homes because of the non-stop gang raids. /fuckingidiot

You say that last one as if it doesn't apply here.

If these are children who wouldn't exist because of state-funded contraception, then presumably these are unwanted children. Last I checked, it's still cheaper and easier to procure your own birth control than have a child you don't really want.