I’ll give you my favorite.

“You get 1 point for every X you see”
Sometimes it is trail markers. Sometimes it is birds. Sometimes, it is just trees. The points can be whatever value it takes to motivate. I’ve raised the value to 100 points for a bird.

Someone isn’t a parent

You feel that this is an appropriate response to a mother defending her offspring? This attempt at humor is actually rather disturbing. And even more disturbing if it’s even partly serious.

Dispose of...like eat? Seems a shame to let that fresh goose go to waste.

I’d think a very quick and aggressive snap kick to the head would also deter it. Like kicking a field goal, but with the goose head as the football.

Now, the best alternative for simple/easy single-serve coffee is this:

Step 1: Grab goose by neck, directly behind head. Act deliberatively, like you would to grab a crayfish or a frog

.....how exactly are you applying your sunscreen?

I honestly hadn’t read any of this on social media.

If you like nature(hiking, biking, etc), then the Ozarks are a great place to visit(Southern Missouri, Northwestern Arkansas, and Eastern Oklahoma). New Hampshire is also amazing.
They are all typically fairly low on the tourist list. In other words, you can rent a 5 bedroom house for ~$100/night in a national forest…

For the last 20 years, I’ve mostly avoided squats because of a knee issue.

I can squat in a smith cage, if I basically lean back into the squat(basically turns the lift into a standing leg press). Any good “squats” that are easier on the knees?

A lot of “dating” skill is pretty simple.
1. Be friendly, kind, and polite
2. Don’t fart, belch, or make an ass of yourself
3. Avoid topics that no one wants to hear about
Example: Your diet, your minor health issues, a list of things that annoy you.
4. Be positive. If your date looks good, tell them. If the food tastes…

Enterprise, National, and Alamo are all the same company
Dollar, Thrifty and Hertz are the other company.

The even share the same lot at several of the rental centers.
It sounds like you just had an anal car rental place.

As someone who has rented A LOT, I wouldn’t worry about it.

99.9% of the time this wont come up. I’d only worry about it if it was a big dent. And unless you are renting from “Jeff’s Rental Agency”, the major rental car agencies are going to back down as soon as you say that it was already there.

If memory serves, the…

This is a solution in search of a problem.

Step 1: Give them attention
Step 2: Do something fun(TV, video game, snack, walk, etc)

Done

I think I find “tongue” off-putting because it reminds me of middle school. Technically, I don’t have any problem with seeing someone put their tongue into someone else’s mouth.

It just reminds me of cringey makeouts in middle school.
After high school, I dont specifically remember that level of public make out. So, I…

Yeah, but I’ve also heard a lot of complaints from non-HOA people because their neighbors did stuff that an HOA would have prevented.

For example: Neighbor modified backyard and caused excessive flooding in my friend’s backyard.
Additional: neighbor let the house go to seed and brought down friend’s property value.
Addit…

“Begging the question” is really a tautology. Example: Lifehackers is the best website ever because it has the best article. It is important to note that a fallacy is not necessarily false.

“Donald Trump is a moron” is an ad hominem attack. It is also true.