Story time: I once had a server who disappeared for AN HOUR after giving us our food. We couldn’t pay and eventually had to chase someone else down to give us our check. She finally came over to accept the payment. The restaurant was not busy and we actually found the server in the restroom talking on the phone.

I was…

Remember how we hoped in 2016 that all the poll predictions would turn out right in the end?

I rode in a charity ride where Armstrong showed up as a special guest. He figured out who the strong riders were, sucked wheel, and dropped them at top of every climb just to prove a point. He’s a doper and an asshole. Still, he’s never denied hating wingnuts

He looks to be at least 6'6". I don’t know how much being that tall is going to help him naturally. I think tall players can be good at soccer, but it doesn’t give them a natural advantage.

My bet? College edgelord

Yeah, sorry if that wasn’t clear. They both have ads. Myplate ads just aren’t as fucking awful as MFP.
They are essentially the same app though, MyPlate is just the more simplified version

If people like MFP, they should honestly use MyPlate.

If he was a federal informant and had a “get out of jail free” card, why did he go “Jawn Wick” and basically light his card on fire?

While I think he was a joke as a politician, this was a self-deprecating comment. It seems to be a joke at his own expense. He is basically saying “I suck at math”.

What the actual fuck am I reading?

If you read economists and the ilk, they almost never say that “poor people lack financial literacy”. They generally argue that ALL(or most) people lack financial literacy. At least, that has been the trend in the last few decades. Most people are just pre-wired to make really weird economic decisions. It doesn’t…

In this context, what does “dox” mean?

So, if we mock Trump for being stupid, we are implying he is an asshole because he is stupid?

No, the problem is just a change in the game. This is similar to when offensive linemen started being allowed to adjust and point. In the 80s and early 90s, that shit would have been called as a false start in a heartbeat. The refs got used to the idea and the players learned NOT to use it as a method to draw the…

Putting a mask on him and pumping it full of helium for ten minutes would kill him painlessly

Shout out to Twisted Spike Brewery in OKC.
Bruce Sanchez is a fantastic brewer. His Belgians are awesome(but so are all of his beers)

Maybe it’s a Russian thing. Over there, you get into hot coals with powers-to-be and you wake up with radioactive itsgonnakillium 666 up your ass.

Michael, I have a question. Am I to understand that this happened in July?

So, worst case someone makes a fraudelent charge on your Chase Sapphire Reserve or your Amex Platinum card?

If you can check in, it’s also an indication you have a confirmed ticket; just be sure to do this before you arrive at the airport