None of you people have kids, do you?

Putting your TV up high when you have kids constantly crossing your field of view during the Broncos game is fucking brilliant.
I don’t care about optimum viewing angles. I don’t care about THX recommendations. I don’t care about ergonomics.

TVs go up high in bars for a reason. So I…

The complaint isn’t against ATL. ATL airport is a well-designed and perfectly nice airport. I prefer it to many other hub airports.

The complaint is Delta. Delta is either a great experience or a HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT experience. Their regional flights and sub-carriers were always the worst, especially out of ATL(not so…

As a tall person, this is a cheap shot at a kid. The kid is tall for his age and cannot help it.

His dad was a pretty good athlete(it pains me to say it), he might be too. However, tall people tend to be rather shitty at the 11-13 age gap. Give him some time.

Though, soccer doesn’t seem to be the best fit for a tree. I…

Oh, you can get from Terminal A to D.
Now, is Delta going to do something insane in between? Like give everyone the exact same seat on the plane? Or maybe take off 30 minutes early? Who the fuck knows!

There is another caveat on this whole connecting flight deal.
It is all depends on the airport.
DFW? You are probably going to have to change terminals, which might take 15 minutes. Plus they frequently take 10 minutes to taxi from the far runway to the inner gates. Also, you are probably flying American who rarely…

Here is how to REALLY NEVER miss a connecting flight: ALWAYS FLY DIRECT.
If that isn’t an option, use another mode of transportation.

IF you absolutely must fly and must have a connecting flight, allow yourself at least 4 hours between flights. This will give you enough time to use the restroom, grab a bite, get robbed,…

You left off aquatic animals.
Fish and decapods(shrimp/crayfish) are regularly mailed by aquarium enthusiasts.

Yeah, why do you need to write an article about just clicking “update”?

Condom failure, in my experience, is frequently due to lube usage.
Either inappropriate lube(don’t use silicone lube with condoms) usage or inadequate lube usage(friction is the condom killer).

This is entirely off-topic:
But for some reason I always see Dr. Ben Carson as evidence that doctors are not necessarily “smart” people. He is a very intelligent person who I would gladly trust with my life, if I needed brain surgery.

However, I would not trust Dr. Carson to do nearly anything else.

This article should be called: Obvious Stuff Everyone Should Know!

Can you also write an article about how chiropractors are basically snake oil?
Maybe explain that a D.O. is a Medical Doctor who went to a “VooDoo” school?

You would probably be really surprised that you can take the battery of some cars while they are running.

I don’t think you understand how electrical circuits work in cars.

If it is a 3+ hour flight, you are generally on a larger plane.
You also have some idea of whom is sitting behind you.

Also, people are not working on their laptops for the entirety of a 15 hour flight. I fully expect people to sleep on those flights. I don’t expect people to need good sleep on a flight from Dallas to…

Your goals for 20 vs 30 year accounts shouldn’t be that different.
Also, many 529s don’t have a particularly diverse range of options. Heck, some are just pre-pay plans.

1) Can you double check that? I believe that the earnings will not be taxed if distributed for education costs.

2) “If you’ve made enough contributions to a Roth IRA where it covers college without dipping into appreciation, I could see it being advantageous.”
You miss the point. You should be making those…

I never said it was an intelligence test. Its an aptitude test, and it does evidence aptitude for college so it is not a garbage test.

Once you realize that, you start to realize that a 529 is really more of a tax-haven for grandparents to give money to their grandkids(you can deposit up to $70k in a year) OR as some other more exotic tax avoidance( in many states 529 nets you a state tax deduction), rather than a normal and strategic account for…

My advice still stands: Max out all normal retirement vehicles BEFORE worrying about college.(You should be saving >20% towards retirement)

Ummm, what?
Maybe I missed something, but both a Roth and a 529 are post-tax savings plans. So you pay taxes on the money that goes into a 529 and a Roth.

Are you talking about the distribution?
If you use a 529 for school, you don’t pay taxes.
The same is true for a Roth.