Oh, sorry. I thought we were hating on Uncle Tom/Carson for his absurd Christian faith.
I will henceforth commence with propagating the myth that Uncle Tom was subservient to white people. 

Wasn’t Tom the Christ-figure in Stowe’s novel?
Are we arguing that Ben is the son of a Christ-figure? Im pretty sure he thinks that way, but I wouldn’t encourage his delusion.

Are you a native English speaker?

Are you a native English speaker?

Politicians add an air of irrationality to the whole thing. However, they are still many orders of magnitude more rational than a 10-year-old on a school yard.

This was literally the perspective of President Obama, and why he allowed certain levels of saber rattling to occur without any direct retaliation. It is all…

That is an interesting hypothesis of foreign relations you have there, unfortunately, massive nation-states don’t operate with the same level of irrationality as individual human beings.

Most conservatives these days preach “tough love”, or the idea that you might have to break a few eggs today to make a beautiful American cake tomorrow. Captain America would never agree to that philosophy. It might suck, but that is Captain America’s modus operandi.

You seem like an idiot, so I am sure I am wasting time. But I am going to try to help:
The British never systemically tried to take the guns of American citizens. There was one isolated event in Boston that failed because of public outcry and of course weapons were limited DURING the war.
You have to remember, the…

You know how some people think that the 2nd amendment is the most important thing in the world?

Well, journalists know that the 1st amendment is the most important amendment. Trump fucked up when he threatened to revoke the 1st amendment. He also fucked up a bit when he threatened to revoke the 5th amendment.

Any smart…

Just feed them a different legume

Just give him legumes(peanuts, peanut butter, hummus, etc). Everyone likes them and you can basically make them in so many different ways that no one can be too picky.

Wrong. American Cheese is made from Cheddar.
Google it.

You are describing “cheese product”, like velveeta cheese

What the f?
American cheese(processed cheese) is cheese. American cheese is PERFECT for grilled cheese sandwiches. American cheese is simply a combination of two cheeses (cheddar) to make it more melty.

Are you the kind of pretentious asshole who tells people that fondue isn’t “real cheese” too?

has long shelf-life (that should tell you something right there)

Sorry for calling you a name. I just wanted to drive home the point that you needed to think about the scale of popularity.

There are no pokemon at Area 51, I can’t tell you how I know this fact.

To say that the popularity of this game is surprising is “incredibly bold”? Are you fucking high?
I have seen popular fads before, I have seen popular movies, games, books, etc. I have never seen anything like this game. I have never wandered around a ZOO and watched/listened to 20% of the people in the zoo participate…

The game is still in Beta. Have some patience.

Legitimate deviation: I think this isn’t true in the midwest. I have noticed that “Team Mystic” is very under-represented. I think it is the whole “evolution” thing.

I’m sorry, but short of a mechanic saying “the timing was retarded,” there’s no reason for those words in casual conversation, whether you’re talking about someone or not.