He had it all under control, he only lost it when he whipped out his phone to text his buddy and brag!

Quick point, the charger killed him and not the phone. No phone anywhere is capable of killing you with electricity without it being specifically designed to do so. The phone might not have been designed properly to insulate him from 230Vac, but most phones aren't.

Why do you tease us with such coolness?

Except that he also spends a ridiculous amount of time championing causes that seem nonsensical. As an Oklahoma resident I don't understand how his idiocy gets ignored...wait I forget its a RED state and the only alternative is to vote for a democrat.

It makes sense. Any computer related major is really just applied number theory. Almost every computer science major I knew was dual majoring in mathematics for their undergrad. What else could you do with a computer besides throw 1's and 0's at it?

I keep hearing this "Americans eat too much protein" already thing, and I am dubious. Americans are overeating, but most of that is carbs and fat. French fries, doritos, corn chips, etc are all pretty much protein free. Americans do like to pound down the occassional hamburger but even a big mac only has 24g of…

Well, except that simple carbs(i.e. corn syrup) are useful right after strenuous exercise and that 'salty' water is better at keeping you hydrated than water alone if you just sweated a great deal.

Looking at a light source is bad for your eyes. The brighter the light the worse it is for your eyes.

Well, just to be clear...

1) Everything falls the same in a vacuum according to newton.

That isn't necessarily true either. One previous owner seems to sell better than 3rd owner...

why wont a cellphone surpass that? Humans are the ideal projectile?

I hate this statement "it loses 25% of its value right when you drive it off the lot". No it doesn't!!!

not really, I just should have typed "shared by most everyone". Remember the term is "common". Common is not an synonym of universal, but rather something found frequently.

"Common Sense" is a term to indicate a line of reasoning(or argument) that is shared by everyone. It isn't a fact(i.e. the Sun is bigger than the Earth), and it isn't a logically valid argument(i.e. Some Greeks are logicians; therefore, some logicians are Greeks), but rather it is an argument believed to be shared by…

You know what I use to buy things? Money.

No one seems to be commenting on this, but is this inherently a bad thing? I understand the system is unbelievably skewed against women overthere...but what is so bad about rapid divorce?

Well, by luck I was referring to the fact that you have no actual control over the fortune of the company. We like figureheads, but they really don't have as much influence as we tend to think that they do.

Yeah, don't forget tall. Notice that it says nothing about intelligence, which is true. It doesn't take intelligence to be in charge of a company.

That logic is flawed. Even if they had won by elimination, they could still counter-sue. They have a legal team and no one would care if they lost a counter-suit