Pturnips
Pturnips
Pturnips

How far can you punt a football?

Dry humping Cousins really isn't that unusual in Tennessee.

Look at how excited he is!

That's funny because it's about child molestation.

“He respectfully requests six Cleveland Browns pall bearers so the Browns can let him down one last time,"

Be kind of cool to buy it and move to Baltimore for new beginnings

Mason Crosby also threw a punch on the sideline on that play but missed wide right

the last and biggest culminating with Jermichael Finley exchanging right crosses with Jarvis Reed.

I'd say that last tweet was pure gold, but I'd hate to remind her of such a sore subject.

"Nothing. Nothing at all." – J.J. Redick

Isn't paternity, leave already an unspoken policy in the NBA?

ETELP MOC NI!

"What if Tebow's Broncos run were the only exposure to football India ever had? What if Tebow ended up playing for some upstart pro league in India? And, most of all, what if there's a right-handed Tebow in some parallel universe with a mustache?"

Et tu, rubber mat?

You had me seriously questioning my own spelling skills when I couldn't find anything wrong with the words roll or tide. And then I looked up a line and immediately felt better about myself.

A boycott probably won’t happen

And, worst of all:

No, it makes you a terrible fantasy football player.

He's overweight, you see.