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And to think all of this could have been avoided if MLK hadn't been shot in Memphis.

Partially because you can't see the head of the golf club, it kind of looks like a bad Harry Potter tattoo.

I think I see what happened here. While he was trying to put the FUN in FUNDAMENTAL, she was busy putting MEN in HER VAGINA.

"wow masturbating with these will be so much easier than using my feet."

What? This entire franchise isn't on my back anymore?

Wait....you mean that is not evidence of an Ole Miss national championship?

Human anatomy is their Achilles heel

What a looser.


It just seemed appropriate.

(Also please allow the terrible cutting of Sad Jason Dufner with Paint, not all of us have Photoshop)

Diaz then commented that the UFC shouldn't behave so niggardly.

Yea this is great and all but do any of these kids have enough hustle to run face first into a wall like Bryce Harper?

McNabb is planning to wear a tie to the ceremony, just as soon as someone tells him what that is.

He SHOULD NOT start on Adam Sandler's football team.

He should definitely start and be Adam Sandler's key target.

+1. Also, I just threw a toaster at you. Because you're fucking toast.

I thought Mike Rice coached younger girls.

It's even better in reverse