I spent far too much time thinking 'Wow, he's really tall' before realizing the camera was mounted even higher than his head, well that's one way to feel stupid.

I for one am extremely surprised at his comments, he looks like a completely respectable, level-headed gentleman.

I have major respect for JaVale after reading the article of his ADHD, but now my respect is through the roof. Like seriously the fact he didn't even once rise to anything is beyond comprehension, the guy deserves a medal of some sort.

Can we do a Deadspin 'Good responses to TMZ reporters' award, so far we have AP and…

I don't think he'll get it, however I appreciate the wit +1

It just seemed appropriate.

(Also please allow the terrible cutting of Sad Jason Dufner with Paint, not all of us have Photoshop)

How dare you let facts get in the way of a joke?!

Stop replying to a post Brad and work out damn it!

In all fairness you forgot Matt Leinart. He won the Heisman so he must be REALLY talented

It's about presenting yourself - It's a job interview for one of the most prestigious and rare gigs in the world; if you're on your phone that paints you most of all as arrogant and complacent. That's not the sort of person that you want leading a team, which is what a quarterback has to do. It also makes you wonder…

He used the 'I was hacked' excuse (said it was his friends tweeting as him)

This makes me laugh every single time I see it. How bad a person am I?

Cheers, saw it on the news in the end. Thought Demba Ba won goal of the day though!

'We're sorry, this video cannot be played from your current location'

> Lives in the UK, only a hundred or so miles from where the match was played

Maybe he meant I'm too sexy and on ket

Is that chicken?

I assume the reason we're marveling at this is because he's a young kid. What young kid uses a semi-colon? HE HAD HELP, THAT'S CHEATING, I WANT AN A+

Congratulations on being a cunt!