After years of reading through Jezebel and laziness trumping my desire to comment out of rage or admiration you sir have motivated me to conquer the sloth in me to let you know I love your penis-washing choir gif-comment so damn freaking much! I tip my hat, to you with humble admiration.

That's actually a GREAT question, which should be asked more often!

It sounds like you have a fussy vagina, and that's okay!

Mark's penis-washing choir:

Yeeeah. This is the reason some women are weirded out by the idea of going down on guys with uncut penii.

Wait, you don't just do it every day? I thought we were supposed to do it every day.

Hahaha, well then my hat off to you! I just think the malarkey lies in the "oh hey, let's take that bad boy out here in the bedroom." Nope. Ima file that under bathroom duty.

Hell yes.

I can't imagine leaving it in. Let alone for 2 weeks. It's mostly unobtrusive but still not the most comfortable thing in the world. By the time my period's wrapping up, I can't wait to get it out of there.

I can't decide if this is worse than Moe's tampon story?

the only reason I call BS is that after she remembered it had been that long, she still would be trying to preserve the mood. Umm, if I suddenly remembered a tampon or anything else was in my business for two weeks I would kick my husband out of the house for an hour before I tried to fix it. And then I would go to a…

Yeah, I have a question! Are women for real immune to common strep and staph bugs now? Is that really why TSS happens less often these days? I thought it was just because people were more aware....

I have friends who got married on Labor Day weekend a few years back. Do you know what Labor Day weddings actually are? A way to make people spend even more of their free time on you. That was a Thursday night through Monday afternoon ordeal.

I think it's kind of despicable that Britney became a pop star doing precisely what the business directed her to do, and the populace consistently acted like she took a dump on the American flag. I don't think she's a good singer. She's a good entertainer, and her music is a delicious pop confection.

If you read the language of the bill, which I am sure you did not, you'd see that affirmative consent is not necessarily defined as "affirmative verbal consent." It's defined as "an affirmative, conscious and voluntary agreement" by both parties to engage in sexual activity. Consent can be nonverbal; California…

I tell you what, Amtrak's prices are looking better and better.

There's no winning. The seat in front of you is so close that you're practically banging your knees. But the seat backs are designed so badly that if I don't incline them backwards at least a couple inches, my back will cramp for days. Did anyone who made them even look at a human spine? Everything about airline…

Let's get that person a blog/Tumblr. Right now.

I'm a rank amateur. I once met someone who has a L&O spreadsheet.

Ahhhhhh! I have been waiting my whole damn life for this! This is so exciting! Holy shit.