That court marshal was entertaining as hell; I was his security escort. The prosecutor took the large kitchen knife out of the evidence bag and said to the jury, "imagine the fear that she felt as the moonlight glinted off this blade. Imagine the feeling of the cold steel pressed into her neck. Imagine the terror".…

It's a damned epidemic. Of course, anyone who speaks out against it in the mostly conservative military community is accused of attacking "family values".

Yeah, most of the examples I listed were mil-to-mil, and those are generally much worse. However, the knife story was some guy's local methhead wife.

Basically all this is true. I grew up in a Military town and a lot of my friends all got married before age 19 and divorced by age 22. My old step brother (mom got divorced) was divorced three times before age 24.

You guys are going to sell prints of this, right? I feel like it's the perfect bathroom art.

Actually, if you do run a companion piece on the Disney princesses, the story appropriate hedge-clipping could be a lot of fun. I see Disney princesses as being likely vajazzle patrons. But I fear for you, Jezebel - you have MESSED WITH THE DISNEY GODS and they are likely to smite you.

Wide and thick does the trick.

It's meaty and hefty. It has a warm personality and probably tastes like freshly baked bread.

For the last time, not all us small dick guys are like Gaston! sure, some of our brethren overcompensate for it, and women and gays are probably most likely to come across them in the wild. But most of us are just severely depressed, law biding, tax paying citizens doing everything possible to make sure that no one…

Being non-consensually assailed with violent, graphic imagery of rape porn is not even close to the same thing as voluntarily looking at porn that appeals to you.

"Someday my prince will cum."

Yes, we will do that on the same day that anyone gives a shit about what you think.

I have so many relevant Disney gifs that I can't use :(

Bless you, Tara Jacoby.

RANCH FEVER IS REAL, YA'LL. I worked at Denny's for a few years, and people would ask for cereal bowls full of ranch so frequently that I stopped being surprised after a few weeks. And the OP's dead on — it's ONLY ranch, nobody would do this shit with Honey Mustard or Catalina French. I assume Ranch Fever is a more…

Right, but why would the fact she had her kids with her lead the food bank to presume that they were being asked to watch them? Parents shop with their children every day without asking stores to babysit…it's crazy of the food bank to seize on something so illogical to be dicks about.

I grew up very poor and remember spending quite a few hours in crowded, boring waiting rooms, waiting for boxes of government surplus food, and while my mother applied for benefits of various types. As a child, I would've preferred to be playing in a park instead. As an adult, I can see how dangerous something like…

Nope. Some people are just crappy people who don't care for their kids properly, and some kids are just not mature enough to be left alone. Hell, even if I thought four kids eight and under were mature for their age, I still wouldn't be in favor of leaving them alone in a park for hours and hours with no easy way to…

That certainly sounds bad, but still preferable to leaving four small children under eight alone in a park for hours and hours. I mean, as a parent, surely you'd prefer to deal with waiting in line with your children, and dealing with keeping them under control by a busy road than you would with leaving them alone in…

The article also goes on to say how the kids started playing near a road, in the water at the edge of a lake at the park, and climbing on a big concrete sign. Any of these kids could've been injured or even drowned. And the mother wasn't even somewhere where she couldn't have kids with her! She could've take them to…