Oh, this totally happened to me, except I got out. My giant tuxedo cat, The Buster, was angry that I temporarily took in a stray cat, named Jackson, who was being housed in my bathroom. So The Buster slammed his giant asshole body up against the spare room door. The door had issues, with the doorknob not turning,…

We have these neighbor cats that hang out in my yard at my apartment complex. Yesterday for some reason they decided they were done living at their usual home and were ready to try out mine. They chased me down in the parking lot, yelling and then ran to my door demanding to be let in. It was like Day of the Cats.…

Ha, ha, some of us have them! Seriously, as a kitten, he would open the toy chest, pull out the toys, and throw them for the others to chase. Now that he's grown up, I have to have Gummitch-proof latches on the kitchen cabinets. He can actually grasp some doorknobs enough to turn them, the one to the bathroom being…

Actually it looks like the opposite, it appears that this guy filed these frivolous lawsuits (on the eve of the release of one of the accused movies) looking for "go away" money and didn't get it.

I'm not saying that an age gap like that might not happen in real life, I'm mostly saying that it's so normal in Hollywood in a way that it wouldn't be in real life. Like commented above, if the age gap was the other way around, it's all anyone would talk about.

I suppose the Hollywood thought is "well, no one wants to watch an actual ugly chick for two fucking hours."

Which is one of the reasons I love The Proposal. Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds' age difference is mentioned exactly once. In passing.

Because only white people spend a lot of money on weddings? I have a feeling you've never been to an Indian or Middle Eastern wedding…

I can't tell if you're kidding or not, but yes, the tech industry is also deeply misogynistic and effectively locking women out of the prosperity of the future. I think the men know what they are doing, they are getting scared of the progress we've made, so they are attempting to hold onto their all male spaces and…

"That was really her being bad. She's not a good babysitter," Abby said.

SNIPERS on his front lawn? For (what turned out to be false) alleged robbery? Jesus Christ.

You know why it's different? Because if I were asked to go to three different showers, buy a tux and go to a destintion bachelor party I, and every single one of the groom's friends, would tell the groom to go fuck himself.

I feel like keeping filled old-as-fuck cans of beer as menu placeholders is just kind of a bad idea that is asking for trouble.

I worked for a short while in customer service for an ISP and one day this guy calls (not a customer) and demands that we call his neighbour (a customer) and ask that they disable the password for their w-fi because he could no longer access the Internet since his neighbour enabled password protection. He even…

I was always partial to this one.