Thanks EGR! The legend of Artem Chubarov grows to this day!

Your character will probably die of old age waiting for the next book.....

I would like to die of ecstasy brought on by a prolonged Litterfinger/Ser Jorah threeway. My death would at the height of ecstasy would mean I don't have to stick around afterward, which is good, because I think Jorah probably cries after sex and wants to talk about Dany all night.

Girrrl, I feel you, but you're gonna have to toss his salad because if memory serves they took the pillar and the stones.

New Daario, yo. Season 2 Daario was kinda gross

Ask Jenny of Oldstones. ;)

I've got $50 and a tray of homemade lasagna for a roll in the hay with Jaqen H'ghar.

Guys. For $2 I will kill you off on my Tumblr devoted to Jezebel commenter fanfic. Be the first one to die in the next edition of my hit series "Lesbian Shitasses 3: Problematic Lentils and Diva Cups."

@all of you with "ohmygawd I can nawwwwt NOT FLUSHEWEWEWEWEWEW!"

Adults should feel embarrassed about reading literature written for children.

living in the first world is so hard

Use plastic grocery bags we all have stored in the closet and take out the trash each time? Not a big deal.

Dear America,

I lived in a basement apartment, a few years ago, and went through a sewer backup fiasco. Even with just blackwater (water which has travelled through the property's sewage plumbing and come back, instead of "mud", if you catch my meaning), it was horrible, and the fecal contamination of the water is ruinous to…

Another thing is that I rarely see people with kids throwing used baby wipes into the toilet. If it's normal to have a covered pail filled with days worth of shitty wipes and diapers in a kid's room or the bathroom then your occasional butt wipe in the trashcan doesn't seem so bad.

This looks like a nightgown to me. Oh wait, it's Prada.

You're such a man. You scoot your ass in the bathtub until your clit is situated underneath the faucet and then turn the water on, until you have an orgasm. That's what you do when you don't have a handheld shower head.

Aside from the fact they probably have some sort of mental disorder, children are not taught to think critically anymore. They are taught facts, they regurgitate those facts, and then go on to the next subject. Critical thinking isn't considered an asset when marks are what counts.

I just wanted to also add that with the flush of hormones at that age, girlfriend relationships may not be sexual but they certainly have a level of strength and intensity that friendships at other ages do not commonly have. I remember how incredibly important these relationships were and how incredibly strongly I…

Absolutely the first thing that crossed my mind. FWIW Anne Perry (formerly Juliet Hulme) has said denied the sexuality angle. She may be whitewashing it, but tragically, it's not hard to imagine how "insane" and "lesbian" would have been conflated, particularly at the time.