She is an ass.

My pleasure! Here we have Littlefinger when his accent was like 1000% better, and Ned:

Not only can you say no (obviously always and option) but you can do so knowing that it is in poor taste to ask for a second shower. The purpose of a baby shower is to equip the new mother/couple with needful things. It is assumed you have them for number two. Here is the Miss Manners quote :

Print out a photo of V. Stiviano and draw a baby coming out of her crotch.

I gained 35 pounds my first year of teaching, and d was a miserable wreck by the end of the year. Get thee to the gym, not to lose weight, but because you will feel so much better and have so much more energy if you invest some time in yourself and your well being. Get some sleep, eat some healthy food and put…

I wouldn't. Serves no purpose because it's not like the person will see it and have a lightbulb moment. It will just make you look like an asshole.

It kills her to see me "throwing away" the good looks that I could have. I don't know what to tell her. Is she right?

Along the same lines of the first writer: I have a friend who asked me to cohost her first baby shower, which basically entailed me writing a check for $100 to defray the cost of an enormous tea party at a local joint. While we were invited to the baby's bris, he's now had two birthdays, the parties to which we…

For the first one I'd make an anonymous donation to a charity in honor of the baby. They won't specify the amount and you can give her the little announcement/card they include. She'll look like a jerk if she says anything and you can make lemonade out of lemons. It's basically following the rules since you gave a…

Sounds entirely credible, although by the look of it they'd be practically gliding over "A Feast for Crows", since a lot of these characters only appear in "A Dance with Dragons". (The Sand Snakes are awesome, but where's Arianne?)

WHAT. WHAT. WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE GREYJOYS. WHAT.

(It's also for those of us who don't watch but want to continue having conversations with our friends. "Haha, you're right! Arya is a badass!")

Whatever, GOOP is just going to re-brand it as "Apple and Moses have decided to embrace the lower middle class echelons by going normcore, and will be Summering in the Inland Empire with a quaint Latino family they met through our maid, Alma."

I wouldn't give a flying fuck how many kids she had if she actually, I dont know, raised and educated them. Instead, she pawns them off to the older daughters so that she can get knocked up again. Bad parenting is bad parenting. She's allowed to do it, I'm allowed to judge the shit out of her for it.

She's free to make her own choices*; we are free to judge the fuck out of her. 'MURICA!

Be careful- a lot of Quiverful people started moving toward adoption a few years ago when it became clear to many of the women that having a dozen babies wasn't all it's cracked up to be. Even leaders of the movement were adopting from poor countries, and the results were sometimes disastrous for the adoptees, some…

Yes, but their wealth has no "self-support" involved. They don't pay for their health insurance (a huge boon with a family that size, literally hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, and a benefit of his single term as an Arkansas state legislator that he makes no attempt to hide is the only reason he ran for…

Self supporting with the money they make from a television show that they have to keep interesting by continuing to have children.

just to be ready to catch a baby if God saw fit to give us one

The 10 days is what they can do to get her out of the way immediately so she doesn't go after that kid while the school dances with the union. This will be cut and dry, but they have to go by the book.