I love this cast. They are by far the most interesting-looking women on television.

I don't want this to come out wrong because I know that the way Hollywood treats women (of all ages, but especially above a certain age) is gross and I'm sure the pressure Robin Wright feels is genuine, but if I were 47 and looked like her I think I'd be able to resist plastic surgery too. Whatever combination of…

This stuff annoys me. I'm her age. And like her, I was blessed with far-below-average-wrinklage (my older sisters and I regularly thank our pop for that). I've met people 10 years younger who have loads more wrinks. It's the luck of the draw (though hard livin / chain smokin / overexposure to sun can have some…

Indeed. One of the many scenes in the books that makes you make this face...

The diseased manhammer is my penis.

I will say Popov. This is definitely a decision made by a Popov drinker.

As a bartender living in Philly, those Tips for Jesus people picked the wrong place. Rouge is the busiest, most expensive damn restaurant in the city. The servers and bartenders make so much bank I can't even comprehend it. Pick a random TGIFriday's bartender or something!

No. Just... no.

There's an urban legend about that happening to a hooker. It showed up in Robert Rodriguez's segment of "Four Rooms"

"But guys like you never flirt with me, because you get scared that maybe you should be with a girl like me."

I figured out how to get my kids to behave in a restaurant.

Personal Good Customer/Bad Customer from this weekend:

The environmental caucus at my college used to weigh food waste as you were leaving the dining hall. Having a sad hippie judge people for the food they wasted really did cut down on waste. They cut a deal with dining to do it for a semester in exchange for a switch to fair-trade coffee because it saved so much money.

Eh. The good stuff makes its way to the internet, the rest is just plain ol' talk show.

My girl crush is getting really out of hand with her

Chalk that one up to a combo of typo auto-correct...teach me to post from the phone...

The parents of someone I know were heading out of town for the weekend.