Fuck that. So much effort. I'd prefer to just be rolled in wearing my ballgown on a standing gurney, Hannibal Lecter style.

Uh, did you miss the part where I repeatedly said I thought that stereotype of black women as bad tippers was not accurate?

Well seeing as how I was one of two black servers and everyone would jump back when a group of black women walked it, I'd say they had the same experience. Picky, stingy black women. White men tip the best, always hands down, the best, consistently. As long as theres a fat dad at the table, and I kept him happy (which…

I am a chef at a very expensive bistro in NYC

Oh crazy old birds, such a specific flavor of loonie. They always look 400 years old and like they might curse a disney character at any moment.

In turn, I have a "magic" tip for you:

This story makes me so uncomfortable and I hate almost all of the coverage.

I just don't get why when white men become rich and powerful they think they can do whatever they want with their penises. Creeps.

What the fuck, Barbara Walters?

Something to hold on to at an opportune moment...

pretty sure 50 shades was just sloppy fanfic too.

Completely OT, but what is it with cats and 5:30? that's the exact time my cat wakes me up, and the exact time my friend's cats wake her up... is there some kind of kitty convention where they agree on a time schedule to be fed?

This is the sort of comment that gets passed down to generations under the category: Life Lessons.

Because this is my reality:

No. You should never wear makeup to the urgent care. If you look too healthy, you will never get to see the doctor. The key to going to the urgent care is to look as sick as possible. If they think you are going to throw up all over the waiting room, they will skip you to the front of the line.

I'm so tired of people seeing makeup as some kind of moral failure, because if you need makeup, that must mean you aren't pretty enough to get away with going makeup free. We're faced with these terrible beauty ideals, and yet when people try to fulfill them, they're somehow seen as doing something wrong. None of…

Yep, this is all good, except this: "Wearing "natural" makeup is about camouflaging the effort that goes into maintaining one's appearance while still putting in the work."

Somebody make the word "normcore" go away.

Can't believe GOOP copied you.