It's a rarely enforced policy, but a lot of restaurants have an (x) number of cards per table policy printed on the menu or they charge a fee per card after (x) number of cards. You might think it's simple, but it adds a huge amount of extra administrative work plus credit card swipe fees. We generally only pull it…

YEAH THEY FUCKING ARE.

My partner's father pronounces gnocchi "ker-no-key". The first time he did it I asked my partner if he was joking or being kind of racist and he just said "I've tried to tell him."

I've never seen this happen, and it shouldn't be possible. The problem is, you'd have to get the kitchen to agree to it and to bump your order up to the front. Good luck with that.

Which reminds me of . . .

"very well-equipped"

Eh, not so much.

How does a person eat one Oreo at all? That shit is disgusting. If you are going for sugar, get a chocolate cookie or a brownie at a bakery. Then the calories are worth it.

My 2 cents- never met him but he definitely seems like a dick.

Could we all just stop feeding the scummy-ass troll than is Ann Coulter and focus on how awesome Dean Norris is?

Are you serious? Mean? Whos names were used? I have to ask you if you have ever worked in the industry. Servers and restaurant staff arent in the job to relish the "diversity of the human race". They are there to do their job as effectively and as efficiently as possible. They arent doing it for chits and giggles.…

I think it's apropos now to mention that I actually used to serve at a bar-restaurant alongside a waitress who is literally, right now, a professional physicist splitting atoms. She, like so many physicists before her, had to GO TO SCHOOL.

Actually, no, they're simply acting like people who have a baseline understanding of things you might need to know in a modern life.

I'm deeply confused as to what motivated your comment. No names are used. No pictures of customers accompany the post. There is no retaliation whatsoever.

If people serving food are so brilliant why aren't they splitting atoms or something?

"Vindictive and mean spirited?" To factually recall an experience they had where they don't use the names of anyone involved? It's completely harmless.

I absolutely agree with you. However, I have learned always to err on the side of caution. I would much rather report (especially knowing that at least in California CPS' goal is to keep the family together when possible) than wait and second-guess. (I also say this as someone who has gone through several DV and child…

Awww, you blew that man's mind. He sounds like one of those sheltered ones that is going to someday see his wife (who never so much as sweats) in labor drop a duce and it's going to break him, hahaha

This story has never been unveiled and I'm three whiskeys deep while dinner is still-a-cookin' so I figured "hey why not put it on the internet?!" I know, I know, my genius is unmatched. So, anywho—-

Upscale hotel in Boston, weekend getaway. I booked a regular room but it was REALLY NICE. Like, a lot nicer than I thought from the pictures and what not. Whatevs. After a lovely dinner, me and my guy are going at it on the king bed I don't remember booking? (*shrug* I'll take it) and mid-moan, mid-thrust, my guy is…

Agreed. I'm just confused at what some people are expecting.