But he needs to clean around his fingernails!!! UGH!

If that picture came up on the Jeopardy board, my answer would be, "Things I would kill to see first thing in the morning, Alex."

Who are you people that can shit on command?

WHY ARE YOU SO HOT, JAMES FRANCO, YOU'RE MAKING IT REALLY HARD FOR ME TO HATE YOU FOR BEING A PRETENTIOUS IDIOT.

Can I just say that $17 a bottle is quite the bold price point for a Chardonnay with the word "Puddin" in the name?

Quick, someone get Jackson Galaxy on this!

A girl misses this man very, very much.

But people cream their pants over Jamie who fucks his sister and tries to kill a kid

He has the facial expression range of a Kristen Stewart.

The only thing Millennials need to know about the 80's is this guy:

Stevie should write the shows version of "Jenny of Old Stones." It would be awesome.

A secret part of me really really hopes Ellen page and Jennifer Lawrence fell in love on the set of X-Men

Indeed. I have been watching this Mark from my villainous tower, stroking my evil cat, delicately sipping a brandy muttering "Yes... Good... ....good..."

I agree with you. I changed the headline to reflect her own words. Thank you for the insight.

What is worse? The awful bullshit conditions or the play by play pretending it's not the awful conditions? I saw a Chinese female ski jumper land on what looked like a community garden with more rocks. They totally made it seem like that landing was possible when there is not fucking way ANYONE was going to navigate…

Can you imagine the frustration of sacrificing four years of your life in pursuit of your dream to be the best in the world, only to have all that sacrifice and progress rendered moot by an uncooperative, Russian winter?

Can't see the pants on television, and I'm sure he got a luggage limit. Gotta think strategically.

"I think his antics could be a distraction to his team."

Olympic official 1: "What's that smell coming out of the snowboard trailer?"
Olympic official 2 : "It smells like someone is smoking some sort of herb.... like sage maybe."
Olympic official 1: [Enters trailer sees Parrot and Toutant weeping]: "Never mind false alarm must just be the smell of Sage smoking you."

Anyone who drugs a woman's drink should be imprisoned. You are dealing with things you do not understand, and using dangerous chemicals you know nothing about.