@Nefilim: I'm 38 and I resemble that remark...

Then fix it dear Casey, dear Casey, dear Casey,

i couldn't find a picture of Deaf Ray but i found this.... oh wait

"Verizon Version"...

it was good but i liked "iron man dance" mo betta...

@Kwinten: Bullshit, it would have a little heart instead of a circle if it were a 10 year ole girl.

@The Terminator: I love that movie!

Cheese, Glorious Cheese,

@blash: they're great for pressing flowers, if you're into that sort of thing.

if you just took the law office listings out the yellowpages the damn thing would be 50% smaller... damn lawyers

Will the Elmo version contribute to aids in Africa?

@geolemon: i own one vending machine that dispenses both beverages and snacks. i bought the machine around 4 years ago. i try to keep it stocked all the time (it sits right outside my office in the lobby, i can see it from my desk).

"THEY" hacked mine like this

@InsertBullets: You may be right. But I could have swore the .28 was one of the three models in the case. I also thought it strange that as badass as they were, they were on the bottom shelf in the case all by themselves.

@InsertBullets: I saw the Taurus .28 and the .410 model on sale at Bass Pro Shop last week. I went there specifically to see them.

@OMG! Chuck Norris!: It wasn't the same feeling. I heard the news reports then saw the footage. Maybe if I had watched it live. I don't know.

@Snes: Aww, you missed dope time by 10 minutes…

Some of those look like GoBots

Like my 8th grade librarian said after we watched this live, "you will always remember where you were on this day."

I love everything about this watch except the blue squiggly second hand. Is that a trademark for Bovet?