lies!!! Bob O'Rear became a mailman

you missed an opportunity with the title of this article

@Faxmonkey: Dude, it's too early for pot induced "what if's". I'm still drinking coffee.

Her next few words were bitching about how nobody helps her around the house and something like "I'm not you damn maid!"

i got a really great deal on my countertops last month- Dupont Manufactured Quartz. i saved around $1500-2000. the price was knocked down almost 25% per square foot. the edging was knocked down from $1.30 an inch to $.01 an inch. installation was free ( i think that's normal though) and i got a free stainless…

This article is like the principal's response to Billy Madison' answer about the industrial revolution, in some twisted bizarro way.

@Dogen: I have some friends from new Zealand. One of them was a Mary (as he said it, I think it's spelled mauri) I asked another friend if was a Mary, he replied "no, I'm white". I just stood there.

A previous boss of mine had a grenade as a paperweight. The first time I picked it up, I looked at the bottom to see that it had a hole drilled in the bottom.

@Dogen: I love flight of the concords...

I read this blog every fucking day.

You didn't mention his inventing of the electric kite!

@Webran61: i know, i should have just asked why he was feeding the troll.

although i think we'd miss Jobs at the helm, i agree with others who've said that he's surrounded himself with a great group of engineering, design and market people.

@genomecop: why would you promote that trash?

that's not the MOST fun you can have with boiling water...

what no double rainbow? obama kick-ass? leprechaun in a tree? why must i cry?

@Josh: click recent videos - 90 percent of those are "watch (insert tv show/movie name here) online now!"

i don't like the fact that the front leg is a mish-mosh with the stacking. the rear leg looks like all the cards' faces are facing one way and their backs are facing the other. blame it on my OCD but that would drive me nuts, especially because i could see it through the glass all day long...

@metronome49: ask the late 90's apple about that...

maybe his third party liver isn't compatible with his body's OS. maybe it's a driver issue or some kind of virus...