Im immunocompromised, and i keep getting ti this year. fml

I really really hate that I live in a pretty conservative space and I like to going to gay bars where I can dance and get drunk and hang all over my boyfriend in public and not get my ass beat, not be your entertainment for you bridal party games.

And No, we dont have time to crumb coat The only time I crumb coat is when im doing buttercream wedding cakes

As a professional pastry chef he's doing it the hard way, top sides top, it really helps you get nice corners, I also like to use a bench knife or a cake combs straight side for the sides here picture proof

Cher's twitter is my moment of zen moment every day

ill be your ottoman, that looks hotter than most sex ive had in a while. also, the fact he comes on with a dumbell made me roll. i think i almost pissed myself

And live in harmony harmony OOOHHH!!!!

I think she was in on the whole Loras/Renly thing, despite the whole awkward seduction thing the show did. if she was in on ity renly porbably let her bone whomever she wanted. " Yo, you're just my beard"

i hope Jaime kills Lady Stoenheart, somehow I hate the bitch even more now, also, is sansa gonan turn kickass?

Yeah like WTF Catelyn, Brienne is AWESOME she needs to live to Fuck JAIME

Gendry is Delicious, if that's what Robert looks like when he was young no wonder he has so many bastards

would it be wrong of me to make my boyfriend watch this series? He hasnt read the bvooks and I really want to see his face when Ed dies, Winterfell falls, when Martell dies, when Tyrion gets fucked over by Tywin ect. Oh and the Red Wedding, gotta love the red wedding.

I still am not sure if theon ends up castrated or not. it's implied in teh fifth book sorta. but yeah what roose bolton does is nastaaayyy

If youre just doing stocking stuffers the sell Points card for LoL

Its always been my dream to be Karen skinny!

I'd fuck the shit out of Tesla

Boy friend and I were separated on election night, but there were a many blowjob while me mocking him about the fact he wasted his vote voting for Mittbot

I want Lucy lawless to be my spirit animal

I like Muse for rough sexytimes. Driving blam blammy guitar. Or Clark. for depressing slow jams, or I just has hot thai food yesterday so we need to be gentle sex, totally winehouse/ florence + the machine/kimbra

He is the Goblin king. He can do Anything.