If you really want to win teh election be less of a brodude, you fucking entitled whiner

Haha She wants a choke chain so bad

Ooohhh Senatey

And pissy, did you see those hands

I wish the president would answer the questions while hes screwing Romney. im liking him calling him a liar repeatedly. flip flop more jackass.

it'll also bruise if your knife isnt sharp enough, it more tears then cuts when the knife is dull.

I honestly thought she would be dead at the end of the commercial

Agreed. I became a chef because I was addicted to that shit. I watched the American version last night and was like WTFing all over.

You must also be a person who frequents Something Awful. In the Future there are only Lemoncakes. Fat Furry Fucker

no joke. looks like she should be on columbo

If I were Building a gay husband for myself it would be him. Dem Thighs

I know its not an IPA but ima whore for Molson's

I'm a pastry chef and a cupcake hater. To have a good icing to cake ratio you always and up with a towering mess of disgustingness. You shouldn't have to modify the design of a confection to eat it. Just sayin'

Winter park is the shit. I just moved to Texas from orlando and I'm missing park ave. badstyle

#CotD

I LOVE ME SOME SHANGELA

Nadia was the shit. more timestops more death, I just pumped her for picking locks, I only played all backstabbey when i was playing a thief myself. natch

I dig the Jezzie shoutout there Porn boy

Yoshimo was lame, Personally I didn't usually keep Jaheria or Minsc either, Gimmie Viconia and Anomen any day :D