Was that NipplesAndToes23 with the word and or Nipples&Toes23 with an ampersand?

I’d just like to note that Lieutenant Chris Wetter is much better than his predecessor Lieutenant Chris Wet.

Designers who deprive ladies of pockets are monsters. I build garments, even evening wear, with pockets galore. Pockets in the skirt, hidden pockets for cocaine in the brassiere cups, hidden pockets inside the leg to stash cash and even sunnies for those who prefer their nights to bleed into morning. The intelligent…

I mean, it’s a total catch-22. Personally, I had my kid when I was 26 and I feel like it was the perfect age. I’d graduated college, had a few years of irresponsible party fun times, and dated enough to know when I’d found a good partner. All my friends thought I was nuts. Now, we’re in our early 30's and they are…

The shade/read confusion people seem to be experiencing is the same literally/figuratively confusion that resulted in Merriam motherfucking Webster changing the definition of literally to figuratively in order to match common usage.

OMG THANKS FOR ASKING.

Where is the Court of Shade Appeals? Because they should take up your ruling on Dick Durbin, affirm it, and create a rule that anytime the words “epic” and “hurling” appear in the same sentence there is a presumption of not shade. Worst part is the Dems never did get to the bottom of the frozen trucker case’s real…

I can only assume (hope?) they are backing him because they have bigger fish to fry in terms of the cabinet nominees (like they’ve made a deal that they’ll back him if so-and-so doesn’t back someone else?). This still feels like a betrayal, but there are worse cabinet picks, imo.

He’s not the only Republican just finding out what his job entails....

Let’s be real. My preferred fancy font in high school was Papyrus. You know you loved it too.

Let me guess, the bought woman played Joni Potter on the hit show, Dobson’s Stream and all of this is being investigated by Queen of King’s very own Lee Criminey.

Emmy Rossum Reportedly Wants a Higher Salary Than William H. Macy

Wait until it sinks in that Jesus was an unemployed Jewish hippie who told people they should be kind to one another.

One of those tweets...

Hi. Papa was definitely my dad.

B/C I AM A LEGGIST. LESS THAN TWO OR MORE THAN FOUR, GTFO.

Sounds like Waco is the Bakersfield of Texas.

His smile looks out of place, if you look closely it’s easy to trace the tracks of his tears.

Did ya even try, Smokey? I Second That Skin Lotion was right there.

I dream that all the women in this beautiful country will join hands on November 8 and emit the shrillest shrill that we ever did shrill.