Thank you Hillary. This is a story that makes me smile because the badass women are getting shit done. And makes me furious that it has taken badass women who can get shit done, to get shit done because all the fucking men who run shit found a way to get all the weed smokers in jail but not the fucking rapists.

My Uber driver the other night, noticing that i was going home from the bars by myself, tried to convince me to go buy a book online that would teach me how to get any women to sleep with me.

I gave him and his stupid fucking newsboy cap 1 star.

I did see that her mom is on top of things so that gives me some faith in humanity, which is pretty sad. Maybe they both need to GTFO of that shithole and come hang out with my family.

okay but this is actually adorable

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This is just regular monthly controversy. If it didn’t happen I’d be worried about the growing trouble that remains unseen.

“I have a God complex, but was too lazy too take the typical medical school route. So instead I inflict it on unsuspecting wait staff making $2.13/hr.”

You leave Emily Waltham alone. She got dragged into Ross’ insanity and is guilty of nothing more than taking a chance on someone she knew little about (and over-spontaneity is very specifically NOT one of her character flaws in general). She had no way of knowing he was an emotionally unavailable jerk.

In the poll, you should have a “yes, she’s awful but I wish she was bitchier” option.

You should date one of the twins.

seriously no shame in my game. Since then we have adopted a third boxer who is going to be a walrus.

I was 34 when I got married. I wore a dress from the teen department of nordstrom and motorcycle boots to the justice of the peace.

My MIL’s dress had a cape. A *sequined* cape

Wait hold on ... are you saying the bride refused to allow her bridesmaids to wear anything above a size 10??

I kinda like some of the BHLDN ones, though. Some of those same dresses also pop up when you filter by “bridesmaid dresses” and “reception dresses.” I think, on BHLDN’s website, searches for anything other than “bride” just show all the non-white dreesses. Hence the young models.

I love her response that her mother taught her better than that... her mother, Ann Richards, governor of Texas.

Seeking capitalization for my new product: Empowered Participatory Agave Lentil Yums. 10% of profit to go to buying goats for Mongolia, or possibly land in Mongolia FOR goats, depending which tests better.

I feel like rescinding an honorary degree is the ultimate slap in the face. Like, this fake ass made up degree is too good for you. YOU HAVE BESMIRCHED THE HONOR OF THE DEGREE.

Full disclosure - we actually did a Frida-Kahlo-meets-midwest-plus-geodes-themed shoot at Antique Taco last year. It was srsly rilly rilly pretty and a blast to do, and no, none of it made a lick of sense but we had so much fun! Also it has been a tremendous help to me marketing-wise.

“He’d mixed a half-gallon of bleach with a half-gallon of ammonia in the mop bucket.”