IM GONNA SMOOSH THAT FACE

I sent them this:

controversial statement:

I was about to comment & say the same thing. She knocks her shoes out of the park. I have several heels & boots from her, & they’ve all been that perfect sweet spot of comfortable, cute, & mostly affordable.

Her shoes! I don’t know how she did it but her shoes are just the absolute fucking best. Not too expensive, ridiculously comfortable, fashionable, consistent sizing, sturdy and well made. I don’t care what footwear demon she sold her sole to but it paid off.

Also the perhaps most notable overweight character, one Neville Longbottom, kinda sorta becomes THE fucking hero of the series.

HEY THAT’S ME! I MADE THAT! True life, I cried a little bit when I got it in the mail, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen my father look at me with such pride.

I recently got an implant. Does anyone need my old case?

ok the khloe question is legit

My mom left my 6 year old brother on the side of the road in the rockie mountains once and told him he should stop complaining because complaining attracts bears. Then drive right off. Because that’s how parents in the 70’s rolled.

I met my husband through my ex, as we were all part of a group of friends in college. This isn’t a skeevy thing where I dumped my ex for my husband. I actually got dumped by the ex (who was my fiance at the time) and he actually suggested my husband and I hook up, because he thought since we were both overweight, we’d…

I don’t understand the question.

Yes he is, 28 years gone and counting.

Whenever a society collapses it seems inevitable that women bear the brunt of the horrors that follow. Men can consider themselves “lucky” they are among the dead in such conflicts, because for women or the elderly or weak, the suffering doesn’t end until death...sometimes not even then.

To be fair, who - other than literally every sentient being in the universe - could have predicted that US intervention in the Middle East would have horrifying unintended consequences?

Nick Offerman is my spirit animal.

The funny thing about “Hot Sexy Jesus” is that whenever someone goes for historical accuracy, they never give a historical accurate “Hot Sexy Jesus.” They instead give us some schlub that looks like he should be selling dirty water hot dogs on some street corner in Queens. This guy;

This is only tangentially related, but I love this story and will take any excuse to tell it :) At the last wedding we went to before my now-husband proposed, I caught the bouquet and he caught the garter. I used that garter at our wedding. (I swear we are not that disgustingly cute, like, any other time. That’s why I…

I've opted for the yogurt (plain, Greek) treatment and in the case of a severe yeast infection it immediately provided relief from symptoms. I was asctually told to do this over the phone by a nurse practitioner when I couldn't come in for an exam and prescription but needed something ASAP. This is one of those things…