I just finished it, can confirm it is good in the way it’s designed to be, as a satire.

I heard a woman once talking about the abusive relationship she had been in and she said, “I didn’t think of myself as an abused woman. I thought of myself as a very strong woman who was deeply in love with a very damaged man, but a man who could be made whole if I just loved him enough.” It was enlightening and…

I had a plan. I executed that plan and obtained a degree and certification in a health care field. I got a job. I got married. Had a kid after 7 years of marriage. That was the plan. I did everything I was supposed to.

We all have an Uncle Gary. Ours lives in the White House.

Black women don’t just shake the table, we throw the table out the window. I didn’t participate in the New York Women’s March because it is a march for White women. I will wait for our marches. However, it is important for famous Black women like Viola Davis to go to these things and tell White women truths they don’t…

That SVU episode! I remember being like 30 seconds into it and I’m like “I know who this is about!” I can’t believe this fucker hasn’t been taken down yet with everything going on.

You graduated 10 years ago. Things. Are. Not. The. Same. Furthermore I’m tired of people acting like companies should get away with not paying people (esp entry level) a living wage. I have come across so many jobs it would actually cost more in transportation to get to, than the job actually pays. No one expects a…

Omg that sounds terrible to deal with. Poor Angelica, she doesn’t deserve that shit at all. Good to know the whole Richardson clan is disgusting

Hi, person here who often very much enjoys some petty comment making, especially of the immature teen variety but....can we keep Kardashian Kriticism along the lines of how self unaware, narcissistic, privileged and entitled they are? Commenting on any 19 year old’s looks is not cool and I’m sorry to be the goody two…

“I just may be an old spy but...”

But does it come with a key fob that declares “I have POC friends” ...?

Dean shows up to blab about some fake wife and some fake kids. I know they’re fake, because Dean has spent the last ten years killing monsters and living in an underground bunker. He was likely only visiting Stars Hollow to investigate a string of mysterious deaths in the Connecticut woods. Yes, he still looks hot as…

Thank you. Yes to all of this. It’s been Jess ever since that episode when he showed up and yelled “WHY did you DROP out of YALE?!” at Rory.

I jut watched it last weekend! It’s so good! And I still cried when the Western Union came with the telegrams that Betty Spaghetti’s husband died.

We call em Trustafarians.

white str8 dudes: HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT WE DOIN

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

One of the best moments in Spy (and the whole damn thing was pretty great) was just a throwaway line: McCarthy asks Statham where he got his suit, and he says something like, “I fucking made it, didn’t I?”

I’m an easy crier but also a huge carer - so until everyone else is good, I’m in control mode. I had a huge breakdown over my soul-cat because I didn’t have to comfort anyone else. I scared me.

Rose & Jason Statham basically stole that movie right out from under Melissa McCarthy. I don’t remember the last time I laughed so hard. The bats and mouse droppings on everything at the CIA office, or Statham wanting to use a Face Off machine and Alison Janney telling him it takes quarters.