Elementary is great and Lucy Liu is a goddess.

There is no place for such an expensive pop ballet company in NYC

...No. If Philip Roth was allowed to write the same fucking story over and over, about boring, ruthless men on navel-gazing quests for sexual fulfillment — and win prizes for it — and be called one of the greatest writers of his generation — I think we as a culture can afford Beyoncé space to take what is personal to h…

Her mom definitely seems to have groomed her to be a pleasing lady figure who exists to please men.

A 5 year old tried to shove me down the stairs once. I called the parents and made them come home from dinner because I was not gonna deal with that shit.

There’s a reason why, on demographic surveys, are you Latino/a is a different question than the one that asks what your race is.

BUT HOW HUMAN BE MORE THAN ONE IDENTITY SAME TIME? HOW WOMAN HAVE THOUGHTS? WHY WOMAN SPEAK? HOW IS BABBY FORMED? HOW MY NAME ANCIENT EMPEROR? TRUMP2016!

Not to the mention the subtle-but-smooth “in my hometown” line, which will make Ben remember all the dumbshits from her hometown that she said “bless their heart” about, and he’ll realize, damn, I’m one of them.

Gracious lady, I’d have traded my smoothy-smooth hair for thin thighs almost any day of the week. But for you- have you looked into cuticle-smoothing hair oils? I’ve got curly hair lately that just wants to frizz up, but a teeny dollop of hair oil works miracles.

Her brows are done. Nude lip, so either just a gloss balm or minimal colour. Minimal eye makeup, if any. She *might* be in full foundation/blush etc, and I concede this only because I’m aware that many young women (even ordinary non-Hollywood ones) wouldn’t dream of leaving the house without spending a half hour doing…

This was why I loved Terry Pratchett so much. Because he was a man who could really inhabit women of any age and write fully developed female characters who often did not give a single shit about what men thought about them. And if they did, really get to the heart of WHY they did. And make it all funny and awesome,…

Hang on ... this is also me.

She’s covered in scars from her life as a back-street alligator wrestler.

I completely understand St. John! I suspect most women do, right from the book’s first publication. The self-knowledge that goes this far but no further, the mansplaining, the rigidity that isn’t seen as rigidity but “reasonableness”, the inability to perceive how much space he demands in a woman’s life (let’s learn…

That was amazing.

I don’t know. Mine was burned, and totally drowning in mayonnaise. They said they had to do that to make sure it was okay to eat, but...seemed kind of ruined at that point.

And here, an animated version:

Came here to make this joke. Have a star.

This “floor” “routine” was very disrespectful to our law enforcement officers who risk their lives every day trying to ensure we’re shot in the safest way possible. God Bless Making America Great Again.

can’t wait until someone tells her that she, too, will die like everyone else