Here is a quick note on rape and physiological arousal, particularly as it pertains to male victims of rape.

But tinged with a bit of suspicion...like, "this can't really be true, right? RIGHT?" That's the key element, I think.

Perhaps a little TOO on point...

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? I was looking at pictures of shoes on Pinterest. You know. Where ladies go. For their lady interests.

I don't know, but did you see that episode last week when he pulled (I am blanking on her name right now) *Oh, LIZA*close because he thought she liked him? SWOON!! Then my husband was all, "Oh, it's that show with your boyfriend." I was like, "Shhhh, you're ruining it!!!"

I also had a bad experience wedding dress shopping. My dad was in the hospital and passed away shortly before my wedding (bacterial meningitis, random/ horrific). My mom wanted to kill 2 birds with 1 stone and go wedding-dress shopping whenever I was home. We'd drive straight from the hospital to a salon, and the…

I ate at Olive Garden by myself last week. I'm depressed after just breaking off a pretty bad relationship and was feeling sorry for myself and have spent a lot of time questioning my life choices. Questions like "Why have I never been to the Olive Garden?" have popped up for some reason. So after waking up at the…

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Yay! Are we showing off our adopted pit bulls? Count me in!

Goddammit. Pits are the most eager to please, loyal dogs. All they want to do is please their owners. Mine was also abused, she was very nervous around men. Now she's spoiled rotten.

But Mark, how can you deny the solid "bitches be crazy and men's money is more important than all the things!" reasoning of the OP?

*gasp*

I have stains that aren't period stains. I have discharge stains. Many. Am I actually the only one on earth, or is talking about discharge such a taboo that no one will admit it?

"It was described as 'very Kennedy'...."

As opposed to diet rapist, or rapist with a hint of lime.

Thing is, this doesn't even really make sense with it's own internal logic. Like, so, the judge doesn't think he's a threat to strangers but only to women who he might really like? So, I mean, so long as he's never attracted to another woman all will be well?

Well, yes, when you think blood clot you might well think PE. For the average woman old enough to have had a few menstrual cycles under her belt (so to speak), blood clots are what issue forth from your nether regions with annoying frequency every time you bestir yourself from a seated position between Days One and…

Nigel with the Brie is not dead! He's happily married living in CA and he was the best man at my wedding :)

That's where you lose your suggestion box privileges and I start flipping you the double bird while making "Whoop whoop whoop" Zoidberg noises as I flounce out of the room.

I hate lists like this, because it's just a constant stream of negativity that's going to get lapped up by impressionable young women who want a boyfriend. Who the hell did they poll, the local frat houses and Christian Bale in American Psycho? I mean, what the hell, if you like my hair when I dye it, feel free to…