I might have to make one for me!

No worries. I think every family in every part of society has the kind of stratification and comparison-shopping that you feel, it’s just specific to one’s community. You gotta do you and not worry about the rest (as hard as that is).

I’m pretty fucking sure you win.

BUT SO CUUUUUUUTE

That was my reaction—I mean, peanut butter? Peanut butter is full of many wonderful nutrients, is protein-dense, contains lots of good fats and is also inexpensive. I hope they don’t have any Catholic students, because peanut butter during Lent is essential.

I am totally with you. I also truly believe in Kim and Kanye’s love.

You know, the thing I really appreciate about the Kardashians is that when the shit hits the fan, they close ranks and they support each other. When Kim was getting shit about sex tapes, when Kourtney was knocked up for the first time, when Khloe was going through all her troubles with Lamar Odom, they stood by each…

The good news is that it takes several generations for upsetting mutations to appear, so now all you have to worry about is the crippling emotional madness should it turn out that you are related! #smallvictories

I'm presuming they were using a mix (which often calls for oil) for cost and consistency's sake. Props is always good about making the most of their budget.

Yeah, I agree with you there. But I also think that the way we react to public figures’ bad behavior indicates how comfortable we are as a society with that behavior. When we don’t say that something is unacceptable, we’re saying that it is, and broadly speaking we’re giving a pass to everyone who exhibits that…

Well, no, that’s not exactly true. And he was arrested for a domestic dispute involving his mother and sister. So I think it’s pretty safe to say that at the very least, the man has anger management issues.

Well, and the thing was that it wasn’t active torture, more low-level consistent meanness and exclusion, and I was so emotionally fucked up at that point in my life that I would also not be surprised if I was consistently low-level mean and exclusionary to someone else. I think most kids in middle school are shits,…

Word. BUT WHO WILL BE BRAD? Someone handsomeish, but sadsacky.

They do look alike, now that I think about it.

To be fair, Peter Pan just isn’t a great production to begin with. It’s a tribute to Mary Martin that the original stands up so well.

Well, she’s got the range for it. Maybe Amanda Seyfried and Channing Tatum? He’s too handsome, though, he could be Rocky.

I’m honestly shocked by how many kids who were jerks to me in middle school friended me on facebook. With one, I finally was like, “um, so why are you doing this? you didn’t like me and I don’t like you”. No response.

My shrink pointed out that they probably don’t remember being mean to me, just that we went to school…

My baby cousin made me so proud with a fuck you like that. She went a small white private school for k-8 (she’s half-Filipino), and the kids were dicks to her for the whole horrible 9 years. Come the end of 8th grade, they’re all doing this campfire ritual thing and they all stand up and talk about how much they love…

I super appreciate the Terry Pratchett reference, and I agree that is a perfect description.