That's an incredible way to describe an egg.

It's because of the incredibly high levels of pectin in cranberries! And one of the many reasons I love them.

Holy shit.

It's sooooo gooood. And Jennifer Connelly, man. Which demon did she sell her soul to, because she hasn't aged in thirty years.

Musicians are addictive...Not that I'm speaking from long experience or anything or that it's superhot to watch someone practice a skill they've spent their lives working on and also it sounds good.

Crowe can sing, but they had him in the wrong range and he's so muscle-bound that his breathing technique is all fucked. He clearly did not do Jackman's "sing while you weight life" routine. (Which I would pay good money to see.) Even so, I sobbed through the entire movie—I have so much of an emotional connection to…

I looooooooove the honey and pomegranate!

I looooooooove the honey and pomegranate!

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

What the balls? I'm not tossing out perfectly good hangers because they don't match. That's like setting money on fire!

Man, I am so over East Coast-style snobbery. The midwest is pretty great.

All the this!

In ye olden days, 'quaint' used to mean 'cunt'. I think she may have been a medievalist, and also...just an asshole.

I read in the last year or so, and much like Catcher in the Rye, I felt that I would have really loved it as a teenager. As an adult, thought, I was annoyed.

Oh man, she should brush her hair because lice really like unbrushed hair. ASK ME HOW I KNOW.

"Megan, if you don't stop taking credit for black cultural movements and art, you're grounded for three months!" "But MoooOOoOooM!"

Date Night was suuuuuuuuper goooood, and like Crazy Stupid Love, yes, not marketed correctly. I think of them as a pair of movies discussing upper middle class white ennui but also funny and kick ass.

I know this one!

I think ONJ's performance is so iconic because Sandy genuinely embraces both her good girl and bad girl selves and goes into them with an unstudied enthusiasm. Taylor Swift, as a public figure and performer, is the epitome of studied. I also find that her performances have a veneer of falsity that is off-putting to…

She also would not be able to pull off the transformation into Bad Girl Sandy.

Boy, that's painful and a childish interpretation of sexiness.